Amnesty 2007 (1), by Loz

[lozenger8]

Title: 101 Euphemisms Used By Gene Hunt
(Or, 'How I learned to start tugging and love Myself')
Rating: Brown Cortina
Word Count: 1143 words.
Notes: Sam/Gene slash, originally intended for the "Unreliable Narrator" challenge.

Comments

Erm... How *big* is that pack of chocolates?

[draycevixen]

Ah, boys and their toys...

Lovely progression through the masturbatory scenes as Gene's control slips. Love #4 -- Let's hear it for voyeurism! It seems only right that this particular "space" would have to open in his mind before anything could *actually* happen.

Favourite line? >>It was too much, too soon, but Gene didn't do things by halves.<< Back to the self-awareness again. If you could push Gene across that line I don't think he'd be shy!

Thank you!

That was the joke...

[lozenger8]

Thank you.

>:)

Got the joke, just hoping for further *cough* clarification...

[draycevixen]

I've been playing back through my favourite LOM youtube vids this afternoon in preparation for the Vid recs. Hmmmm... then I read your story and started thinking hard *cough* about... chocolate. So thank you again! I've written crack!smut damnit and I *don't* want to do it! *pouts*

[rainer76]

Sometimes Gene's instincts - strong as they could be - were way off base.

That line, and the para it emerged from, is a classic. This was oddly sweet and amusing, I'm not sure if Gene has the worst timing in history, or if Sam has *fantastic* timing.

[lozenger8]

Thanks :D

Well, considering Sam had been in the car with Gene and had only gone to get them something to eat before Gene had decided to 'play with the purple headed people spurter', it was bad timing for Gene if he'd wanted to keep it secret.

[addygryff]

Lovely as usual. :D

6-101 - weren't actually needed, because Gene now had a right hand man, and when Sam wasn't around, off on poncy conferences, Gene just called it what it was --- waiting for Sam to return.

Now that was sweet. ;D
Gene can be oddly soppy occasionally, but I wouldn't dare pointing that out to him. *pets him*

Very good. :)

[lozenger8]

I know, it'll make your teeth rot. Heh.

Thank you!

[lozenger8]

Thank you :D

[catwalksalone]

Mmmmmm, hot. I love the way Gene is completely gone once he gives in.

Randomly, I really love that you wrote 'their cocks were aligned' because the other day I was reading the nth iteration of 'he lined their cocks up together' and decided I was sick of it and would it kill someone to say 'align'. Apparently not. Yay, you!

[lozenger8]

Hahaha. 'Align' is such a great word.

Thank you!