Clothes Challenge - Andromeda

[fiandyfic]

TITLE: Stage Fright
AUTHOR: Andromeda
FANDOM: Life on Mars
SUMMARY: This is cracking. Oh, no it isn't. (Oh, yes it is…)
RATING: White Cortina (warning: crack)
WORD COUNT: 720 words
EMAIL: fiandyfic@livejournal.com
AUTHOR’S NOTES: Written for the 1973flashfic Clothes Challenge. To be frank, just be glad I didn't go with my first thoughts on this one… Unbeta'd

Comments

[kirsteena]

New monitor for Kirsteena please. She has spat tea all over hers...

ROFL

[m31andy]

Oooh. I'm sorry....

*g*

[dorsetgirl]

And me too please. *corpses*

I hurt myself on this, couldn't stop cackling.

*is extremely late for school run, back later*

[m31andy]

*grin*

Hope you get the kids to school on time!

[dorsetgirl]

btw I'm on GMT plus one at the moment - I was fetching them home!

[m31andy]

*dies*

Shows how much I know about children, eh?!

[lozenger8]

That tag. That tag. That tag isn't meant to be used for stories that make me spit water at my screen in glee.

"Right, are we all ready? Good. I hope you've all learned your lines, but, just in case; and mostly because I found your script, Chris folded into paper aeroplanes halfway down the stairwell; I've typed up fresh copies for you all."

IS THIS GENE? IF SO, I LOVE YOU FOR HAVING HIM TYPING. IF NOT, BOO.

♥ I love your insane mind.

[m31andy]

*cough*

That was supposed to be Sam. As he's about the only one I could see spending all night typing up fresh scripts for a panto.

(So you're not going to kill me then? Phew. I just thought that putting the Guv into bloomers and what is most likely his wife's brassiere, would get me a few black marks...)

*removes tag*

[lozenger8]

Don't remove the tag, the tag amuses me.

I choose to ignore your authorial intention, much like I ignore Matthew's, and have decided it's Gene. Bite my bloomers.

I was never going to kill you anyway. I'd just've run the other way. I may still have to, yes? Janni hasn't posted yet.

[kirsteena]

I thought it was Gene too...

[duckyone]

I only have so many organs that you can burst before it's fatal. Are you trying to kill me?

How much do you think we'd have to raise to get the boys and girl to actually film this scene for Children in Need? Cause, really, I'll max out the credit cards.

♥

[m31andy]

Hell, I'd mortgage myself to get that as a sketch...

*g*

Sorry for bursting any more organs. I would say that I promise not to do it again, but I know exactly what is waiting to be posted..........

[hambelandjemima]

Ducky, start the collection. I'm raiding the kids' piggy banks for this great cause!! (The 'great cause' being Children In Need, obviously. Not my gratification....)

[sophiedb]

*raises hand* I need a new monitor too. And keyboard. And cuppa, for that matter :)

[m31andy]

*grin*

Many apologies for causing such a coffee/monitor moment.

(Except, not. Of course. I'm very glad it raised a chortle.)