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[1926bentley]

Crowley's Theorem: The amount of crack!entries that Anthony J. Crowley makes is distinctly correlated with the morale of the community.

Proof:

If crack!entries = morale, then increase in crack!entries --> increase in morale, and vice versa

Comments

[valetudinarius]

Oh Lord! If responding to this is beneficial to my health, then I must certainly reply to it, musn't I? 'M sure that I'm much too far gone already at this point, but every reply gives me another day of life, doesn't it? Oh oh oh!

[1926bentley]

*... looks at him and tsks sadly*

Every comment helps, I'm sure. *is awful*

[valetudinarius]

Commenting for good health!

[valetudinarius]

Commenting for good health!

[tartanineffable]

...

*mildly* I've missed you, my dear.

[1926bentley]

Why were you shooting at me in the first place?--

*ok, yeah. that was bad.*

*will just settle for--* I've missed you, too.

[elegancewithin]

. . . .

So these "crack!entries" of yours, as you say, are directly proportional to the level of morale of this establishment?

And in so saying, it is therefore your fault that said health is failing from the start?

. . . .

*dryly* Your logic. She is astounding.

Typist: . . . I'm not sure where I was going with this, so. . . hello. :)

[1926bentley]

... I-- *didn't quite understand his logic himself, so will just stand and look cool* Yes.

... Maybe I should post less crack!entries, which would lead to lower morale, resulting in more arguing and sinning. Then again, that would also lead to more abuse from the typist, so I'm not sure if that's a fair trade.

Typist: I thought I got away from math-stuff. ;__;

[theboywho_lived]

*blinks as that's too confusing for him right now*

[1926bentley]

*smirks*

[permanent_blur]

...

... what's rocket science?

[1926bentley]

... Nevermind.