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[1926bentley]

*is now the equivalent of a human 6 year old*

Wow! There's lotsa people in the Mansion, and some of them like burning stuff too! And there's a boy that I want to kill, 'cept he gave me cookies, so maybe not. He tried to eat a peppermint candy, but it was still alive, an' it bit him!

An' then I burnted a plant, and two angels showed up, 'cept I

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[prinzzofhell]

Na-uh! Angels are cooler! God likes us n' stuff. 'm Lucifer's favourite and Lucifer's God's favourite, so... *sticks out tongue*

[1926bentley]

*has a new icon proving JUST how cool he is*

How are you s'posed to be cool with all your halos an' harps an' stuff? And God isn't cool! He's just a stuffy old guy, and he doesn't even let you eat chocolate. So there!

Typist: Ignore the anonymous comment, please. ._. *fails*

[prinzzofhell]

But... but... he's God! He created the world and made people and animals and stuff! That's cooler than you!

Typist: *pets*

[1926bentley]

But he also made early bedtimes! An' ... baths, an' mean people, an' all sorts of other bad things.