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[1926bentley]

*puts out a sign that says 'The Doctor is IN'*

*props his feet up on the desk, and leans back in his chair*

A discussion in the chatroom spawned this entry, so whatever you do, just blame the typists.

Give me your typists, your puppets, Your anonymous and massive LJ comments yearning for free advice, The wretched problems of your angst-filled

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[avenginggoddess]

Dear Crowley,
I have an insane urge to tackle you. What do I do?
~Insane Goddess of Revenge

[1926bentley]

Dear Bonnie--

I just might have been overexaggerating about all the psychological problems. It's what I do. Setting people on fire, though? I'm always willing to do that.

--Crowley

[lost_in_woods]

Dear Crowley,

One never can tell. I do know people for whom physical touch, especially from females, is anathema. How very fortunate to hear you're not one of the nutters.

And as for setting people on fire, may I nominate Mulciber, Rosier, and Dolohov as candidates?

-- Bonnie Wood

[1926bentley]

I'll keep them in mind. Usually, I prefer Grantaire on fire, but you never know!

[avenginggoddess]

P.S.
(Because I forgot to include this)
You only wish I was fangirling you.
Kisses!
~Nemesis

[1926bentley]

Actually, I hate it when people fangirl me. So ... no.

[avenginggoddess]

Oh your lies. They hurt me.