Do the Cole Hamels Dance!
In honor of Cole Hamels losing the second game of the NLDS for the Phillies, I have to post this.
Once upon a time,
soprano_no_eiji discovered the Barbie Channel on iO On Demand. She told me to investigate at my house, and we decided that it was one of the best channels ever. It has clips from Barbie movies, Barbie commercials and lots of other disgustingly pink things (I'm fine with pink and all, but you can always have too much of a color, even my favorite color, green). We watched it this past weekend when we were at my house, and we made a startling discovery: nearly every single prince in the Barbie movies resembles Cole Hamels.
Then we found the Cole Hamels Dance.
The latest film to be released, Barbie and the Three Musketeers, has a blooper reel, like many of the Barbie films (I have discovered this by buying many of the films to dub over/laugh at). About thirty seconds into this one, Cole Hamels, dressed in a rather flamboyant prince outfit (left - I know you thought that was him on the right!), breaks into a wild dance, much to the surprise of everybody else in the scene. Barbie joins in, but the best part is the people in the background, who sort of halfheartedly play along.
After this ingenious scene, we were kind of in hysterics and decided to watch other videos on the channel. We came across a brilliant one that involved Barbie and Cole Hamels, as well as Barbie's 11 sisters, dancing with some very creepy golden men. And we decided that this meant that we had to recast the film it was from.
Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses has now become Chase Utley in the 12 Dancing Phillies, starring Chase Utley as Princess Genevive, Cole Hamels as Derek, the royal cobbler, and Jamie Moyer as King Randolph. The full cast is as follows:
Princess Ashlyn: Jimmy Rollins
Princess Blair: Ryan Howard
Princess Courtney: John Mayberry Jr. (She's the book-smart one! I love Mayberry.)
Princess Delia: Jayson Werth
Princess Edeline: Joe Blanton
Princess Fallon: Carlos Ruiz
Princess Genevive: Chase Utley
Princess Hadley: Brad Lidge
Princess Isla: Ryan Madson
Princess Janessa: Pedro Feliz
Princess Kathleen: Kyle Kendrick
Princess Lacey: J.A. Happ
Derek: Cole Hamels
King Randolph: Jamie Moyer
Dutchess Rowena: Pedro Martinez
Desmond: Cliff Lee
Brutus: The Phanatic
Felix: Raul Ibanez
Twyla: Chan Ho Park
Queen Isabella: Charlie Manuel
Yeah, we did some of those arbitrarily. But we are awesome people, are we not?
Once upon a time,
soprano_no_eiji discovered the Barbie Channel on iO On Demand. She told me to investigate at my house, and we decided that it was one of the best channels ever. It has clips from Barbie movies, Barbie commercials and lots of other disgustingly pink things (I'm fine with pink and all, but you can always have too much of a color, even my favorite color, green). We watched it this past weekend when we were at my house, and we made a startling discovery: nearly every single prince in the Barbie movies resembles Cole Hamels.
Then we found the Cole Hamels Dance.
The latest film to be released, Barbie and the Three Musketeers, has a blooper reel, like many of the Barbie films (I have discovered this by buying many of the films to dub over/laugh at). About thirty seconds into this one, Cole Hamels, dressed in a rather flamboyant prince outfit (left - I know you thought that was him on the right!), breaks into a wild dance, much to the surprise of everybody else in the scene. Barbie joins in, but the best part is the people in the background, who sort of halfheartedly play along.
Click to viewAfter this ingenious scene, we were kind of in hysterics and decided to watch other videos on the channel. We came across a brilliant one that involved Barbie and Cole Hamels, as well as Barbie's 11 sisters, dancing with some very creepy golden men. And we decided that this meant that we had to recast the film it was from.
Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses has now become Chase Utley in the 12 Dancing Phillies, starring Chase Utley as Princess Genevive, Cole Hamels as Derek, the royal cobbler, and Jamie Moyer as King Randolph. The full cast is as follows:
Princess Ashlyn: Jimmy Rollins
Princess Blair: Ryan Howard
Princess Courtney: John Mayberry Jr. (She's the book-smart one! I love Mayberry.)
Princess Delia: Jayson Werth
Princess Edeline: Joe Blanton
Princess Fallon: Carlos Ruiz
Princess Genevive: Chase Utley
Princess Hadley: Brad Lidge
Princess Isla: Ryan Madson
Princess Janessa: Pedro Feliz
Princess Kathleen: Kyle Kendrick
Princess Lacey: J.A. Happ
Derek: Cole Hamels
King Randolph: Jamie Moyer
Dutchess Rowena: Pedro Martinez
Desmond: Cliff Lee
Brutus: The Phanatic
Felix: Raul Ibanez
Twyla: Chan Ho Park
Queen Isabella: Charlie Manuel
Yeah, we did some of those arbitrarily. But we are awesome people, are we not?