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[Fail-Lock!] Dear Warsaw, I-I'm sorry....
T-that...I'm not sure what happened monday ( Read more... ) -
[E-mail] Job Offer
Dear mister Loto Ihaka Wallace,
My name is Francesca I. Davies, and I am editor and chief for Liberty's prestigious erotica magazine Liberty Balls. We are impressed with your recent work at the Laugh Sweatshop and several of our photographers have requested that you join us for a full page spread in the September issue photo shoot: The Hunter and ( Read more... ) -
Bloody Oath, My BIG BREAK!
O-oh boy the cards are comin' up aces for me! Not only do I get to go see all the animals, penguins, a-and giraffes at the zoo tomorrow but that Charlotte said she might have a place where I can perform Monday night ( Read more... ) -
Coming of Age
It's already been a few months since I've arrived in the vast U, S, of A and well, blow me down has it been such an adventure! Sure there were those rather scary blues in back alleys during the first few weeks, and those days where I coulda' died if I didn't find a bite to eat, and those monstrous eyes ( Read more... ) -
An introduction of sorts
Woo' boy, finally got this bloody cactus of a laptop to start workin' again. So I've been in Liberty a couple of weeks now and boy what a strange town it is! Right on the night I arrived I somehow ran into a relo of mine, gosh I didn't even know I had anybody else other then mum and dad. Sweetest guy you'll ever meet that John Paul. He took me ( Read more... )