Ahhhhhha-ha-haaaa....Big changes come next year...l-like, school for example? C-college to be exact, yep no runnin' from it now ha-haaaaaaa
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{Posted from phone}salylimonJanuary 1 2011, 08:34:32 UTC
I'm glad you enjoyed your ukulele, Loto~
And you're going to be attending LU~? If you need any help adjusting, you know you have me and Jared there to help you. I'm sorry I'm not there for new years, though. I'll see you in a few days but until then, Happy New Year, querido~
You are a comedian? If you are starting at LU, you are more than welcome to stop by my office in the Mathematics department. I love a good joke.
Ah! And that reminds me of a great one I heard the other day-
A physicist and an engineer are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon. They yell out for help: "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" 15 minutes later, they hear an echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're in a hot-air balloon!!" The physicist says, "That must have been a mathematician." The engineer asks, "Why do you say that?" The physicist replied: "The answer was absolutely correct, and it was utterly useless."
So a physician, an engineer, and a lawyer are discussing who among them has the oldest profession. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, the answer is medicine."
The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer."
Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?"
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And you're going to be attending LU~? If you need any help adjusting, you know you have me and Jared there to help you. I'm sorry I'm not there for new years, though. I'll see you in a few days but until then, Happy New Year, querido~
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Ah! And that reminds me of a great one I heard the other day-
A physicist and an engineer are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon. They yell out for help: "Helllloooooo! Where are we?"
15 minutes later, they hear an echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're in a hot-air balloon!!"
The physicist says, "That must have been a mathematician."
The engineer asks, "Why do you say that?"
The physicist replied: "The answer was absolutely correct, and it was utterly useless."
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The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer."
Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?"
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