✞4th Wall Day ☦ Part Duae✞

[13th_crusader]

...Oh no.

OH NO!

NO NO NO NO NO I REFUSE THIS! ASSOLUTEAMENTE RIFIUTARE!

ANDERSON!! BLOCK THE DOOR NOW WITH WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND!

AND ESPECIALLY DO NOT LET IN ANY FLEA-BITTEN CATS!!

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[sanctus_cineris]

[For once, I don't think he's going to argue....BRB. Barricading! Well...Stacking pews, mostly against the door.]

Y-ye reallieh think thaes es necessarieh?...Whut dae ye mean...Cats?

[13th_crusader]

It's MORE than necessary!

It's IMPERATIVE TO MY SANITY, DAMNITALL!

Throw the alter cross on that!

The dressers, the bookcases! I don't care what you have to do, just get it DONE!

[sanfrancesco]

O...p....en.

[Ra...ttle...Raaattle....RATTLE.

Could that be someone at the door? Oh wait......

SLAM.

The doors are caving in on their hinges..Pews flying.

What's this?]

I SAID....

[KICK.]

OOOOPEN.

1/2

[13th_crusader]

[SHRAPNEL AND WOOD SHARDS GO FLYING, ENOUGH TO NEARLY PIN MAXWELL TO THE FAR WALL.]

AAAHHHHIII!

M..merda..

[Rolls back to his feet to dust off.... slowly... looking.. way.. way.. waaaaaaay up.]

Mother Mary...

couldn't help it

[discdeath]

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH CATS?

OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU

[13th_crusader]

THEY'RE ALL OUT TO RUINATE ME!

Except for the ones who pay tribute to me with angelhair pasta.

DEATH, REAPER OF SOULS AND LOVER OF KITTENS. COWER, BRIEF MORTAL.

[discdeath]

I'VE NEVER KNOWN A CAT WHO CARED ENOUGH TO ATTEMPT SUCH A THING.

WITH OR WITHOUT SAUCE?

D: Oh...... hi again. 8(

[13th_crusader]

These ones were cursed with rabies I'm sure.. ah..

. . .[That... face...... or lack there of...]

W.. without. Of course. [Cough.] And a splash of virgin virgin olive oil...

[gao_gao_saber]

Gao.

[13th_crusader]

NO!

[gao_gao_saber]

GAO!

[13th_crusader]

[ASAJKGHDSKJDJHFDSS!]

That WONT work!

[notanun]

How rude.

[13th_crusader]

Are you a cat, signorina?

[notanun]

The last time I had checked, I wasn't one. [ Nya. ] Do I look like one?

[13th_crusader]

Bello~

Then my order certainly does not apply to you.

So modestly dressed, I would never gather such.

[nobody_xpects]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

[13th_crusader]

I EXPECT YOU, I'VE EXPECTED YOU, I'VE BEEN EXPECTANTLY EXPECTABLY EXPECTING YOU FOR NEARLY A YEAR NOW, WHERE ARE YOU CLODS!?!