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13th_captain

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Jul 23, 2010 23:56

[There's a certain Eldarian soldier stalking angrily through the plaza. That in itself is nothing out of the ordinary; Arumat walks around with a scowl on his face a good 95% of the time. No, what's unusual is the fact that he's positively dripping with chocolate syrup. Yep, guess who got caught in a chocolate rain? The situation probably ( Read more... )

insert porn star joke here, chocolate rain, at least it's not blood this time, 4chan event

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[Action] galddigger July 24 2010, 14:52:53 UTC

[Anise over here is giggling madly, from under the safe shelter of her bright pink umbrella. It just doesn't get old, seeing people walk around, drenched in chocolate.]

[Action] 13th_captain July 25 2010, 02:26:26 UTC

[Anise will be getting a very annoyed glare for her giggling. What, haven't you ever seen a 6'3" alien covered in chocolate syrup before?]

[Action] galddigger July 25 2010, 04:03:01 UTC

[She's never had the pleasure of that, no! Just grinning cheekily up at him, since she's being followed by a chocolate cloud herself. But at least she was smart enough to bring an umbrella.]

[Action] 13th_captain July 25 2010, 05:11:52 UTC

[And now he'll stop to glare down at her.]

What do you want?

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hippocraticly July 24 2010, 15:42:30 UTC

[ Here is another person who hasn't been caught in the chocolate rain yet, but has heard about it. So McCoy watches the pointy-eared, chocolate-coated alien stalk around the plaza and his grin widens the closer he gets. Oh, this experiment is amusing him. ]

13th_captain July 25 2010, 02:34:41 UTC

[Arumat vaguely recognizes this human as one of that woman - Uhura's - housemates, but that's less important than the fact that the man is obviously amused by his current chocolate-covered state. Which of course demands a response:]

Do you mock me?

hippocraticly July 25 2010, 13:54:31 UTC

Me? Oh, of course not.

[ Still grinning away. Oh dear, he has not been this amused for a while. ]

13th_captain July 25 2010, 18:43:40 UTC

Then stop staring.

[He's used to being able to intimidate people with his height, but that doesn't work so well on someone who is only a couple of inches shorter than he is.]

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chaincutter July 24 2010, 16:30:41 UTC

[There is another fighty-type with questionable fashion sense in the plaza today, attempting to get his errands all done before he gets... that. When Sigmund sees Arumat, he actually does a double-take. The image is just that ludicrous.

He digs a cotton cloth out of his shopping bag. It was going to be put into service waxing his sword, but... he can get another one. These are dire circumstances. 'Sup, Arumat. Wad of white fabric, being tossed your way.]

13th_captain July 25 2010, 03:02:23 UTC

[Arumat isn't the type to thank someone for something like this, but Sigmund will get a nod of gratitude as he uses it to wipe the worst of the chocolate out of his face and hair. The other man is similar enough to him that he knows a verbal thank-you isn't needed in this situation. He is curious, however, so he decides to ask a single question as he cleans himself off.]

Have you been affected as well?

chaincutter July 25 2010, 03:13:44 UTC

[The nod gets a small dip of Sigmund's chin in kind.]

Not yet. [Although his tone suggests he's just waiting for this remarkable good luck to run out.]

13th_captain July 25 2010, 03:19:06 UTC

You'd best hope your luck holds.

[... oh disgusting, it's running down the inside of his jacket. He'll just deal with that when he gets home. At least now his hair is only partly chocolate-colored!]

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tionysus July 25 2010, 03:25:33 UTC

[Myuria is standing, somewhat scandalized, in the doorway. For the love of all that's holy, Arumat, you did not just come home covered in shit.]

I hope you know I totally just choked on my tea laughing 13th_captain July 25 2010, 03:28:11 UTC

[No worries, Myuria; after a few moments the scent of chocolate should be quite obvious indeed. Are you marginally less scandalized now?]

Then I am a success! tionysus July 25 2010, 03:32:47 UTC

[Yes, that is a much better smell than what it looks like, but as she is not on the alien rag, this is not entirely thrilling.]

What happened to you?

JEEZ MYURIA, ARUMAT IS NOT A DOG, HE DOES NOT ROLL IN THINGS 13th_captain July 25 2010, 03:36:02 UTC

Your guess is as good as mine, unless you have some explanation as to why it suddenly began raining chocolate.

[... chocolate which is now dripping onto the floor. Sorry about that.]

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[Action] hisdarkmark July 25 2010, 03:44:47 UTC

[Well, instead of being at house 25 like he should be, he's actually just walking out of house 26 and...staring. And analyzing. And maybe snickering just a little.]

Interesting look for you.

[Action] hahaha, I was just hoping you would tag XD 13th_captain July 25 2010, 03:46:57 UTC

[See this glare, Draco? This is the Glare of Promised Future Death being focused right at you.

But they're too close to the house, so he can't kill you now where Myuria might see.]

[Action] I was trying to pick with who, but pfff Draco's my default for Arumat so XD hisdarkmark July 25 2010, 03:52:13 UTC

[Mate, after the things he's seen this month, your glare means nothing.

...okay, so maybe it means something but at least Myuria can see out the window.]

Glaring at me isn't going to make you look any less disgusting, you realize.

[Action] They're so entertaining XD 13th_captain July 25 2010, 03:57:40 UTC

This wasn't by choice. It started raining chocolate while I was in the plaza.

[Almost by reflex, he runs a hand through his hair to try to get rid of that horrible sticky feeling.]

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