Comments | 13chapters: SOCCER SHORTS.

13chapters

SOCCER SHORTS.

Oct 12, 2009 21:38

I love soccer shorts. Mmmm...soccer shorts.

OKAY. This is 870 words long, it is J2, and it is, I think, PG-13. I intended to make it way pornier than it is, but dudes, I've never written porn and I chickened out.

If you hate it, blame my enabler, dugindeep. ( Because it's totally not my fault IN ANY WAY THAT I JUST SPENT HALF AN HOUR WRITING THIS INSTEAD OF WORKING ON MY MASSIVE AMOUNT OF SCHOOLWORK. )

fic: slash, pairing: jared/jensen, warning: contains soccer shorts, rating: pg-13, i have no idea what i'm doing, fic, boys are pretty, writing is hard, my brain is embarrassing

Comments 36

dugindeep October 13 2009, 02:47:26 UTC

HAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU.

13chapters October 13 2009, 03:04:41 UTC

I HOPE YOU'RE LAUGHING WITH ME AND NOT AT ME.

dugindeep October 13 2009, 03:30:25 UTC

DEFINITELY WITH AND FOR YOU AND UNDER YOU AND EVERYTHING BUT AT YOU.

AND MOSTLY WITH MYSELF BECAUSE BEING ON THIS SIDE OF ENABLING IS A NICE CHANGE OF SCENERY.

13chapters October 13 2009, 03:33:45 UTC

BY THE WAY, DON'T ASK ME WHY JARED HAS A BUNCH OF LEGOS. I DON'T KNOW. I THINK MAYBE HE JUST LIKES BUILDING STUFF AND THEN DESTROYING IT LIKE GODZILLA.

Thread 8

call_me_ps October 13 2009, 04:04:32 UTC

Hahaha. The artz made this whole post worth it.

I didn't read the J2. PG-13 is too uncomfortable for me.

BUT, I had to comment on the soccer shorts. I love men in soccer shorts. I love soccer players' legs and asses. OMG. Yum.

13chapters October 13 2009, 04:05:57 UTC

Don't worry, BB, I wouldn't have expected you to read it. I understand how squicks work, trust me. The artz are beautiful, y/y?

I LOVE SOCCER SHORTS.

moodswingers October 13 2009, 10:25:52 UTC

Eee, this is awesome.

And Jared would SO suck on Jensen's finger while he's flipping him off.

13chapters October 13 2009, 12:11:17 UTC

Thanks!

I know, right? He'd think it's hilarrrrrrious.

aldehyde October 13 2009, 16:30:16 UTC

ROFL AT THE BONUS ARTS
AND OMG YOU ARE THE BIGGEST TEASE EVER

should've expected this from a friend of dugindeep's. YOU'VE LEFT ME HIGH AND DRY HERE, WOMAN.

mooooooooooooooooooooooooar. pls pls pls pls *mewls*

13chapters October 13 2009, 16:32:22 UTC

OMG I KNOW, IF I WERE READING THIS INSTEAD OF WRITING IT, I'D BE ALL "WHERE'S THE FUCKING POOOOOORN?"

BUT I AM WRITING IT AND I AM LAME.

Also, for reals, I have a shitload of schoolwork to do. Maybe I'll write another installment over the weekend. I still fucking love soccer shorts. Imagining Jared wearing them is totally giving me dirty thoughts.

aldehyde October 13 2009, 16:34:37 UTC

i'm just happy to know there is porn in the making. b/c honestly? if i was a guy i'd be sporting the hugest boner ever. SO RIDICULOUSLY TURNED ON by the idea of miles and miles of jared!skin covered by tiny soccer shorts. nnnfffgggg #$%@djhdwqjh23h4 *incoherent noises*

perfumaniac October 13 2009, 16:46:04 UTC

Oh...yeah...baby...bend over a little more.

I totally second everything Aldehyde just said including the incoherent noises

13chapters October 13 2009, 17:32:52 UTC

Thanks!

Okay, now I'm like OMG I HAVE TO WRITE THIS PORN. Eeeee! I've never written porn before! I may need to get drunk to do this.