How is this a good idea?

[13chapters]

Remember the people lying on surfboards in the river from yesterday?

This morning they were doing yoga on surfboards in the river.

This strikes me as a really good way to end up with an unexpected bath in water that isn't exactly the cleanest in the world.

Comments

[probing_grays]

Maybe this is a Midwestern bias, but that strikes me as a very Californian thing to do.

[13chapters]

So, you're saying people don't do tai chi while balancing on surfboards in the Detroit River?

[probing_grays]

I told you about the time my friend found a dead body in the Detroit River, right?

[13chapters]

oh my god, seriously? DDDDDDDDDDDD:

[sevarem]

My first thought was 'LOL WUT?!'

My second was 'WHY AREN'T I COOL ENOUGH TO BALANCE ON A SURFBOARD WHILE DOING YOGA?!'

[13chapters]

I'm not either.

Well, also I don't do yoga, on surfboards or ground.

[sevarem]

Neither do I, but dammit, I would if I could do it while balancing awesomely on a surfboard.