Wyatt Cain Doesn't Like Your Boyfriend
(but he does like you...)
It's not often that I find a story that stands out so BLINDINGLY. The first was Burned on the Fourth of July. It goes down as my all-time favorite fanfic. I'll find it again, one of these days. There's also one that's X-Files meets The Princess Bride.
I was working on a project for another fic and came upon the first song on this mix. I've heard it a thousand times. But, for some reason, I went straight to one of those standout fics - and, wouldn't you know it... I can tell you EVERY detail about it, except the title and who wrote it *headdesk*
Chapter 11 of
Heart of Gold, Heart of Tin by TheShoelessOne
Even better is the
comic version by YoukaiYume
Thanks to
thecricket, who gave my brain a little jump-start when I glitched ;)
EDIT: It's also
Chapter 2 of
The Connecting Strands by
heatherhouse.
Thanks to
moony_blues also!
Erin's brain glitched and merged the stories. Either way, both are awesome and are highly recommended and my thanks to both authors for the inspiration!!
~*~ A few notes ~*~
-This was intended as a simple 'Wyatt Cain doesn't like your boyfriend...'
-Then Wyatt Cain decided he was going to tell DG just why he didn't like her boyfriends.
-Then Wyatt Cain decided to tell DG why she should choose him.
-Yes, there be country here. Deal with it. Or not. *shrugs*
01. Good Old Boy, Bad Old Boyfriend (Blake Shelton)
He makes you cry, I’ll make you laugh
He rubs you wrong, I’ll rub your back
You're never heard, you're seldom seen
A joker don’t deserve a queen
02. My Heart is Lost to You (Brooks and Dunn)
There was some kind of magic
That led me away
Mi corazón perdido en ti
My heart is lost to you
03. Get Another Boyfriend (Backstreet Boys)
There's nothing that he's worthy of
He's just another playa'
Playin' in the name of love
I've seen enough, now this must come to an end
04. If I'm Not the One ('N Sync)
If I'm not the one you want, then who's he?
Take your time to figure out, and you'll see
If I'm not the one you want, then maybe
I'll be the one you need
05. Under This Old Hat (Chris LeDoux)
Under this old hat is the head you turned around
And the heart you stole away, the day we met
Under this old hat's two arms that long to hold you tight
And the boots I'd walk the soles off of to be here by your side
06. In a Week or Two (Diamond Rio)
In a week or two
I would have been ready
I would have known what to say
But I missed my chance
07. Invisible (Clay Aiken)
If hearts were unbreakable
Then I can just tell you where I stand
I would be the smartest man
If I was invisible
(Wait... I already am)
08. If I Was the One (Ruff Endz)
And if I was by your side
You'd never know one lonely night
And if it was my arms you were running to
I'd give you love in these arms of mine
09. He'll Never Be (What I Used to Be to You) (98 Degrees)
But late at night, you realize
There's somethin' tellin' you it just ain't right
It's not the same, am I to blame
And when you're with him you call my name
10. All Out of Love (John Barrowman)
I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too
Does the feeling seem oh so right
And what would you say if I called on you now
And said that I can't hold on
11. Your Mama Won't Let Me (Little Texas)
She's one step ahead of me every time
When I get too close she draws that line
Thinks I'm trouble but I'm not that kind
Your mama won't let me make you mine
12. Last One Standing (Emerson Drive)
So stand up and shout it
Cause destiny's calling
The others who stand behind me
They don't look nothing like me
13. I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend (The Party)
Sitting here so close, together
So far we're just friends, but I'm wondering whether I
Am I just imagining you
Or do you really have a thing for me
14. Save the Last Dance for Me (Michael Buble)
If he asks if you're all alone
Can he walk you home, you must tell him no
'Cause don't forget who's taking you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be
15. I Can't Be Your Friend (Rushlow)
This thing that's come between us can't be ignored.
I've taken all I can
This is where it's gotta end.
'Cause I can't be your friend anymore
16. What's it Gonna Take (Wade Hayes)
Tell me, what's it gonna take to make you love me?
What's it gonna take to make you mine?
What do I have to do to make you want me?
All of the time
17. One and Only One (Paul Brandt)
I didn't even need two seconds alone with you
All it took was one and only one
Now, I see me bein' faithful, me bein' true
Holdin' on and never lettin' go of you
18. Way Too Deep (Sixwire)
Hey, don't even bother throwin' me a line
Ain't no need to rescue me 'cause she's so fine
She's gonna be the death of me, I know
I'm in way too deep
19. I Got the Girl (Bon Jovi)
I tell myself that I'm one lucky guy
I got the girl (holding all the cards)
I got the girl (she's a work of art)
I got the girl (who's gonna break my heart)