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you know what sucks ( Read more... )

GO GO GO MEZZARO!

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On my elevator ride out of the parking structure, I suddenly broke into laughter over the phrase 'Who beefed?'
Whoever thought to replace 'farted' with 'beefed' is a comic genius ( Read more... )

'why did I agree to stick around an extra hour at work to cover for Angela?' is swimming through my head ( Read more... )

Dinner for Five...
Fred Willard asks Alan Cumming about his new fragrance: Cumming.

First of all:
I love you, Fred Willard, but don't speak when my love is speaking.
Second of all: I need this perfume.

Dear Christopher Guest,
Jamie Lee Curtis is a bitch.
Come live with me.
We are in love
you just don't know it yet.
Obsessivly yours,
Becky

THANK YOU

Rachel Barnes... for "driving me to the grocery store"
Felicia Buffington... for naming our new boat. The Fox of the Ocean Bobby Carpena... for mysteriously leaving sailor hats on my doorstep ( Read more... )

how many 'oh shit' experiences can someone have in one day ( Read more... )

liiiiiiive journal

I miss you

like an old man with an enflamed prostate misses the simple joys of peeing.

WHYYYYYYYYYYY am i working? why arn't I just cuddling up with my livejournal in a quiet corner, whispering sweet nothings to it as we watch The Addams Family together.

Livejournal.
We were meant to be.