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[109jugs]

* Shizune has taken the day off.*

* Katsuyu is missing from her tank again.*

*SHE IS NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY.*

*FEELS THE NEED TO TAKE IT OUT ON SOMEONE.*

I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE IT MANDATORY THAT STAFF ATTEND TO CHAPERONE THE SUMMER GALA.
BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO BE THERE ALL NIGHT, SO SHOULD EVERYONE

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[needsasandwich]

*really does not want to go to this gala*

...I'll look.

*slopes off to check the airvents again*

[109jugs]

Mmm.. but we had a deal~ you're going whether you find my slug or not.

[needsasandwich]

...Oh.

*had forgotten about that*

...I won't bother looking, then.

[109jugs]

Having any luck with that, anyway?

[ichaichajounin]

...
I don't like you.

Don't take it out on us just because you're incapable of looking after your pet, or doing your job.

[109jugs]

You want to say that again, Hatake?

[ichaichajounin]

Sure.
Why do we have to go to the kids' dance just because you're mad you screwed up?

[109jugs]

Because I said so.

// aaaah she is so ridiculous today
TSUNADE DID YOU TAKE YOUR MEDS?
:C

IT'S ALL HIS FAULT xDDD

[senbonstaccato]

...huh. Alright then.

*shifts senbon nonchalantly*

[asskickingbuns]

*secretly laughing her ass of because all the teachers will hate it XDD*

Summer Gala was going to be on the 10th right?

//Does Tsunade ever have a good day? XDD

[109jugs]

Sakura said it would be the 10th.

// NO, SHE DOES NOT. THE POOR WOMAN D;

[asskickingbuns]

Ah okay then.

//MAYBE SHE NEEDS TO GET A BOYFRIEND TO MAKE HER HAPPY?? T___T
IT WORKED FOR KONAN XD

[109jugs]

// I DON'T KNOW IF EVEN THAT WOULD HELP. WHO WOULD DATE TSUNADE, ANYWAYS?
ONLY SOLUTION IS MORE ALCOHOL! ;D

[greatandgoggled]

...what the hell?

B-but...y'know? Puppies? Orphans? Homeless people?

...cancer kids?

[109jugs]

What about them?

[greatandgoggled]

I have to help them! Don't y'care about how they suffer while I'm stuck chaperoning?

[109jugs]

No.