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[100thbrokendish]

It's still really hot out... I feel like I'm going to dry up and evaporate. I'm tired...

Um, how is the weather with everyone else?

(Continuing to break up the finale into tiny pieces to drag it out! \o/)

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[stripping]

The weather? It's warm, but not absurdly so. Fuyuki is known for its long winters, and our summers are never unbearable.

[100thbrokendish]

So it hasn't been getting hotter where you are? I'm glad. Global warming has been getting a lot worse lately here.

[stripping]

Global warming is something that takes place over spans of decades. 'Lately' should not present much of a change.

[100thbrokendish]

But really, it has! I mean, um, there's a group of people... well, not human people, but they look like it, and, um... maybe I should just start from the beginning. I'm sorry. My world's been under attack from a group of aliens who want to kill everyone and take our planet because they don't think we deserve to have it, and their first plan was to turn animals into monsters, but now they're trying to accelerate the damage we've already done to the planet, and, um... you probably don't believe me, but it's true, it's in the paper and everything.