Yesterday I made orange-spiced honey glazed donut holes, and today I am making mini keylime pies, what else should I make?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MACKENZIE! I HEAR THAT SHE WANTS A DILDO TO USE ON BOBBY!

I couldn't make it to the service, but I partied harder than I have all year. I wish everyone didn't move far away.

I want to be in a roller derby,
who is with me and who is going to teach me how to skate?

No work till 425 on saturday!

7/14/2006
Ft. Laurderdale
Gateway

be there, or be a boozer, a user, and a loser.

Razor sprinkles and spoiled cream it is!

Sometimes you have to just throw in the towel, I guess. This must be my rotten cherry to top my shit sunday. Maybe I will come across some broken glass and razor sprinkles, and some spolied, moldy whipped cream to make it really special. One can only hope.

Okay guys, who gave me the rubella or measles or whatever it is? Come clean. Btw, if you have hung out with me in the past 5-6 days, prepare to get measly. (if it is something like that)

UPDATE!
So it isn't measles, the doctor said it's just scarlet fever, strep throat and possibly mono.

So, if you like horror films, go see Slither.

I love Cat Stevens, it makes me want to dance. Does that make me unpatriotic?