...

[100percent_da]

Hmm. I appear to have "gone chibi". 43% chance it is a side effect of Sadaharu's unethical cloning experiments, 39% chance of all of this being an hallucination brought on by a bad latte.

I'm going to look at porn read a book and go to bed.

Comments

[renji_ushi]

Renji? Another Renji? Renji doesn't understand this clone thing. Is Renji really a clone? *hugs Ushi-chan* Does this Renji have an Ushi-chan too? Say hi, Ushi-chan!

[note: Ushi-chan = cow plushie]

[100percent_da]

That's a bit of a relief. 84$ chance the "ushi-chan" represents the sour milk in my latte, thus confirming my suspicions that it's hallucinatory in nature. I'd better sit down before the dizziness and nausea begin. Now is not the time to consider the Freudian implications of the bunny-creature.

[renji_ushi]

Other-Renji doesn't like Ushi-chan? That's okay! Ushi-chan still likes Other-Renji. Renji also likes Other-Renji. What does Freudian mean?

[100percent_da]

Freudian means you may be the product of a sick fantasy of Sadaharu's that involves the phrase "Who's your daddy".

[play_on_words]

I do believe the 39% is correct, Renji. As thus far, no "chibi-ing" has occured as a result.

I told you not to drink lattes so late at night...

[100percent_da]

Correct as usual. I am defeated by milk again. Are you sure I don't look odd to you?

[play_on_words]

Approximately 89% certain.

[tokenuke]

Why look at porn when you could look at me?!

((X3 *shot*))

[100percent_da]

Oh I thought that WAS you on the BDSM page of schwettyweiners.com

[tokenuke]

Are you kidding me? They turned me away 'cause I'm too young.

[gummygenius]

You need to do something useful. Don't look at porn. Help stop these clones!

[_kirihara_]

Yanagi sempai!

LOOK! This is real! I haven't had any bad lattes!I don't even like lattes... Marui is right. for once. Stop the clones!

[100percent_da]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my. That *is* disturbing.