Date his oldest friend, hack any social networking profiles, visit him under the false pretense of hoping to reconcile things then vomit all over his room. Also, dry ice in the toilet. It gets caught in the u-bend and shatters the bowl. Put highly concentrated bleach in his humidifier if he has one.
Most of those are illegal but I suppose if you're careful...
his oldest friend hates me because of all the stories he told... I'm a ruthless bitch and I get pissed about everything he does especially if he's having fun... I found out about the other girlfriend by sneaking into her myspace, but now all of them are under severe watch and I actually got cussed out for it yesterday morning... and I'm pretty sure that the moment he sees my car, or a car with me in it he will call the cops because I'm "stalking him"... or I have intentions to seriously injure him [the later presumption is correct, however]
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but really...i love you and i'm sorry.
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I wish I went to hogwarts and could do spells...
any help is greatly appreciated
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Most of those are illegal but I suppose if you're careful...
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it doesn't help that he's even more crazy than I.
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Love,
Meg
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