It's been a month since my last Twitter Dump, and so much has happened in that short time. Here are some stories and reactions that you might not have seen in the news...
MANAFORT & COHEN GUILTY, TRUMP IMPLICATED
The new cover of
@TIME.
pic.twitter.com/zencbx8RTW- Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1)
August 23, 2018 In a scene you couldn't script, Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort is found guilty on eight counts and Trump lawyer Michael Cohen pleads guilty to eight counts within minutes of each other. Trump is on Air Force One flying to a rally in West Virginia.
- Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1)
August 21, 2018 Eight. Eight Counts.
pic.twitter.com/sowxIlGXu8- Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner)
August 21, 2018 The crowd at tonight’s Trump rally in West Virginia is chanting, “Drain that swamp” and “Lock her up," on a day where the president’s former lawyer pleaded guilty to campaign-finance violations and his former campaign chairman was convicted on eight counts of fraud charges.
- Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus)
August 21, 2018 If you think "old" crimes shouldn't be prosecuted, why are you deporting people who came here illegally as kids, through no fault of their own, a long time ago? Why don't you feel very badly for them, and their wonderful families?
pic.twitter.com/rsu0MVClOh- Asha Rangappa (@AshaRangappa_)
August 22, 2018 1:10 am? Kind of getting into Macbeth territory here...
https://t.co/UUVstZayMP- Bill Kristol (@BillKristol)
August 23, 2018 A president of the United States is saying that a criminal’s loyalty to his fellow criminals is a sacred principle, and that it’s wrong for law enforcement to interfere with that.
https://t.co/A648eVkqke- Kurt Andersen (@KBAndersen)
August 23, 2018 Ah yes the classic “HUSH MONEY PAYMENTS TO A PORNSTAR came from me THE PRESIDENT not the campaign” defense
https://t.co/EX6DGhHPre- Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein)
August 23, 2018 If only there were precedent for a Republican Congress impeaching a President for crimes associated with covering up an affair
- Tim Miller (@Timodc)
August 22, 2018 This tweet by WWE wrestler Bill Goldberg saying that Jared Kushner fucked his wife is a friendly reminder that 2018 isn't over yet and there's still plenty of time for more weird.
pic.twitter.com/JVson7SR4E- Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl)
August 22, 2018 THE BRUTAL DUNCAN HUNTER INDICTMENT IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
Who could have ever seen this bro getting indicted for misuse of campaign funds...?
pic.twitter.com/LnKTPcDMjl- Josh (@ArmyJew)
August 21, 2018 The Rep. Duncan Hunter indictment starts out with a... glum overview of a his finances.
pic.twitter.com/corVz85zmM- Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce)
August 21, 2018 A sense of desperation starts creeping in...
pic.twitter.com/ngwuA6ky3J- Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce)
August 21, 2018 Ahh, here it is: Duncan Hunter spent $1,528.68 in campaign funds on video games.
pic.twitter.com/kkJBoFkJfn- Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce)
August 21, 2018 😬
pic.twitter.com/8Jph7GslBj- Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce)
August 21, 2018 oh. my. god.
pic.twitter.com/DYtRbrPAXZ- Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce)
August 21, 2018 GOP standing with its man, who apparently told the Navy to go fuck themselves and whose wife suggested he buy Hawaiian shorts and then disguise the purchase by saying instead he bought some golf balls for wounded warriors.
https://t.co/NcENRewZn6- Matthew T. Hall 📚 (@SDuncovered)
August 22, 2018 I'm not sure there is a better illustration of our elected representatives' rampant grift than Duncan Hunter using campaign funds to buy an airline ticket for his family's pet rabbit.
- James Hasson (@JamesHasson20)
August 23, 2018 Only in America:
Duncan Hunter is using campaign funds to, yes really this is happening, defend himself against misusing campaign funds.
https://t.co/EDKCJgycK6- David Hogg (@davidhogg111)
August 25, 2018 Incredible interview with
@RepDuncanHunter on Fox News.
1. He throws his wife under the bus
2. Sweaty
3. Defensive
4. Without question, he lies many times
5. Calls his opponent a "socialist Democrat" after his opponent says that Hunter lost his way in Washington.
pic.twitter.com/o8tbezjvPn- Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar)
August 24, 2018 Threw his wife under the bus and charged the bus fare to his campaign
https://t.co/ulRzaYednp- Josh Barro (@jbarro)
August 24, 2018 FLAGS, HOW DO THEY WORK?
National Park Service employee tells me they got an email around 10am ordering flags at half staff. Around 2:30pm, email went out cancelling it and saying flag should go back to regular order. And around 5:30, another one went out saying to lower again.
- Amanda Terkel (@aterkel)
August 28, 2018 Today in the American Embassy I was heart broken to see th flag up. The woman at the counter seemed embarrassed when I asked about it. "We were instructed to raise it today" she said with a tight smile.
pic.twitter.com/haLWKHmuiy- Roxy💋 (@JeepMujer)
August 28, 2018 In 2015, Trump criticized President Obama, saying he waited too long to lower the nation’s flags following killings at a military recruiting center in Tennessee.
⁰“This disgraceful omission is unacceptable and yet another example of our incompetent politicians,” Trump tweeted.
- Eli Stokols (@EliStokols)
August 28, 2018 Remember this image the next time this President talks about disrespecting veterans.
pic.twitter.com/4bO4wq3AZG- Gen Michael Hayden (@GenMhayden)
August 27, 2018 The President has colored his flag wrong.
That is all.
pic.twitter.com/wWXBgR9I6V- Talia (@2020fight)
August 25, 2018 PUERTO RICO'S DEATH TOLL
Trump just said "we did a fantastic job in Puerto Rico" a day after a government-commissioned study showed nearly 3,000 people died on the island as a result of Hurricane Maria.
- Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1)
August 29, 2018 This is about the same number of deaths as 9/11
https://t.co/BcklaafrYI- Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein)
August 28, 2018 I can't quite get ahold of the words to express my revulsion at watching this.
https://t.co/kl76kEHCkz- Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes)
August 28, 2018 Let's not forget that when the mayor of San Juan REPEATEDLY asked for help after Hurricane Maria, Trump called her 'nasty." He then visited Puerto Rico, threw paper towels at the locals, and proclaimed: "We've done a great job in Puerto Rico."
Nearly 3,000 people are now dead.
- Justin Horwitz (@Progressive_Pol)
August 29, 2018 PEOPLE ARE RACIST, ESPECIALLY OUR POLICE OFFICERS AND ELECTED OFFICIALS
In 2018, Congress is:
81% white (vs. 62% of Amerians).
79.3% male (vs. 49% of Americans).
90.7% Christian (vs. 72% of Americans).
Time for our politics to look more like our people.
- Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed)
August 25, 2018 Ron DeSantis says on Fox that Florida shouldn't "monkey this up" by electing his opponent, the first African American to win a major-party nomination for governor in Florida.
https://t.co/g9JvXhEesY pic.twitter.com/jzb4Ud39ag- Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1)
August 29, 2018 Anyone inclined to say, “Oh, you’re hearing something that isn’t there” should keep in mind that “monkey this up” is not an expression.
- Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC)
August 29, 2018 BREAKING: DeSantis moderates hate-filled Facebook group that attacks African-Americans, Parkland survivors and Muslims
#flgov #flpol #sayfie https://t.co/HTXUVeWCpO- American Ledger (@Am_Ledger)
August 29, 2018 Amir Malik wants to replace Rep. Nolan West, who posted about hating 'fagballs' and called Obama’s '08 election win 'LYNCHING TIME'
https://t.co/mYomgr4XPn pic.twitter.com/wHmp1CrKnZ- City Pages (@citypages)
August 30, 2018 Whatever mapping service that Snapchat, CitiBike, StreetEasy, (perhaps others) use - it seems - is showing New York City as "Jewtropolis" this morning.
pic.twitter.com/nsVe8goLyo- Micah Grimes (@MicahGrimes)
August 30, 2018 Left: Article from a neo-Nazi website just two days ago
Right: Tweet from the US Commander in Chief today
😳
pic.twitter.com/An4aKT78Kc- Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@MuslimIQ)
August 23, 2018 One, in explicit racist, xenophobic fashion, had a patch that reads:
"This is America. We eat meat - we drink beer - and we speak fuckin' English."
pic.twitter.com/FOZqUUD42H- Avi Bueno 🇺🇸 (@AviAhvee)
August 12, 2018 That the President of the United States finds it appropriate to host an event with people who are this racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, and vindictive should send a chill down all of our spines.
- Avi Bueno 🇺🇸 (@AviAhvee)
August 12, 2018 👏 THEY 👏 ARE 👏 LITERALLY 👏 NAZIS 👏 WITH 👏 NAZI 👏 TATTOOS 👏
pic.twitter.com/WqjMDLJL04- Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su)
August 12, 2018 what's that behind your ear there, buddy
pic.twitter.com/l0QgkszYBy- Paul Blest (@pblest)
August 25, 2018 A man just punched one demonstrator. Then another was arrested for destroying a confederate flag
pic.twitter.com/756e92ypx0- Myah Ward (@MyahWard)
August 25, 2018 so some enormous dickhead at the DC nazi rally proudly declared that he was in favor of ethnic cleansing and the washington post’s response was to publish an oped asking ppl to be nice to him bc “he’s only 19” and “likes cute dogs posts on facebook”. lol how abt fuck you
pic.twitter.com/vK04Baw6sA- KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson)
August 19, 2018 Left: Media images of Black man who killed a man for trying to rape his daughter
Right: Media images of White man who killed his own two daughters, and his pregnant wife
This disparity is no accident. It’s how Media advances racism. We must demand better.
pic.twitter.com/C89FObenyf- Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@MuslimIQ)
August 19, 2018 3 of them killed 30 people. 3 of them killed no one. Look at the differences in the mugshots.
THIS IS WHY WE KNEEL!
pic.twitter.com/YDVxQORLn9- Jared Sawyer Jr. (@JaredSawyerJr)
August 17, 2018 LISTEN.
A recording has recently been released from what is said to be from an Atlanta area school superintendent - Geye Hamby. In it, he repeatedly and casually refers to African Americans as niggers and even casually speaks about wanting to shoot some niggers.
Via
@AJC pic.twitter.com/qn9skkOYUz- Shaun King (@shaunking)
August 24, 2018 This country is badly broken..
A 60-year-old white man was arrested in Grand Rapids, Michigan after he urinated on a 5-year-old Black girl and called her the N-word.
The suspect's name is David Allen Dean.
Twitter do your thing.
pic.twitter.com/JhRcWbe5L1- Together we rise 🙌🏾 (@Matsamon)
August 23, 2018 This white woman boxed in a black woman’s car because she had expired plates & even called the police. She held her against her will. Let’s help identify this woman who wants to police people of color.
pic.twitter.com/5ss5t5hadv- Simar (@sahluwal)
August 22, 2018 I need answers. This was filmed in NY, but the trailer has NJ plates.
Something’s off. So many peculiar things going on here.
The Black man riding in the horse trailer seems confused and distant. His finger nails.
The driver giving the middle finger.
pic.twitter.com/IY23NTae5e- Shaun King (@shaunking)
August 15, 2018 Being black is exhausting
https://t.co/AFFIJ7x9cP- Damon Wayans Yunior? (@wayansjr)
August 21, 2018 Report: Out of 282 traffic arrests & bookings in Polk County Iowa, 282 were black & 0 were white
•Polk County Iowa is 4.8% black and 88% white
•This is what institutionalized white supremacy looks like in the criminal justice system
https://t.co/ueD0XnJlvf- Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@MuslimIQ)
August 16, 2018 Black driver pulled over by Milwaukee County Deputies. Driver asks why the Deputies have their guns on him.
White Deputy says 'Because you're not white'. Then Sheriff Richard Schmidt lies & says the Deputy never said it. Receipts say otherwise.
https://t.co/Meb6coHID7 @shaunking pic.twitter.com/Yr2n92duBq- Khary Penebaker (@kharyp)
August 20, 2018 Baltimore Police Racial Profiling
Cop stops a Black man shopping with his fiance to see if he has warrants without any probable cause.
THIS IS WHY WE KNEEL!
RETWEET THIS!
pic.twitter.com/FdgEP9FOLV- StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_)
August 30, 2018 A plain clothes cop tried to force a woman into an unmarked car without identifying himself. She resisted. He shot her to death.
He says he accosted her because he thought she was a sex worker.
But criminalizing prostitution protects women, right?
https://t.co/dwlyqmwYJU- Molly Crabapple (@mollycrabapple)
August 25, 2018 Andrew Mitchell, the cop who murdered
#DonnaDalton, had pinned the passenger door of his unmarked car so that she couldn't escape.
He shot her 8 fucking times at point blank range.
pic.twitter.com/ZDo03YxPFJ- 𝕄𝕀𝔻𝕎𝔼𝕊𝕋 𝕌ℕℝ𝔼𝕊𝕋 (@MW_Unrest)
August 25, 2018 THE NRA IS A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
The moment a gunman apparently opens fire at a Madden tournament in Jacksonville.
Audio could be disturbing to some people.
pic.twitter.com/h1O9lWxCTM- iSpoonz (@iSpoonz_)
August 26, 2018 You know, just your monthly mass shooting.
- Quinta (@quintabrunson)
November 5, 2017 Worst day of my life
- Drini Gjoka (@YoungDrini)
August 26, 2018 I am literally so lucky. The bullet hit my thumb
- Drini Gjoka (@YoungDrini)
August 26, 2018 I’m good... got hit twice. Lower body. One went through. The other was lodged
- G-tech (@maddenvtech)
August 26, 2018 BREAKING NEWS: Jacksonville video game shooter David Katz had 26 police callouts to his family home, was hospitalized TWICE in psychiatric units, took anti-psychotic drugs, and was deemed to have a capacity for violence by a psychologist - but STILL passed gun buying checks.
- Dave Vescio (@DaveVescio)
August 29, 2018 Gun violence is political because lobbyists pay our politicians for their inaction. Gun violence is a uniquely American crisis for that reason.
Don't bother tweeting me "It's too soon to talk about our nation's lax gun laws." For the Jacksonville victims, it's too late.
https://t.co/sH2FJ2MdCb- Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts)
August 26, 2018 If you don't want to politicize the shooting in Jacksonville because it's too soon then maybe we can politicize some of these other ones
Stoneman Douglas: 193 days
Sutherland Springs: 294 days
Vegas: 329 days
Sandy Hook: 2081 days
Aurora: 2228 days
We need gun reform
- Paul Gasari (@WheresMyArk_23)
August 26, 2018 We know how this happens. We know what causes it. Other countries rarely see it. People act like, because other violence exists, there’s no reason to stop this kind. That’s laziness at best, an eagerness to let it keep happening at worst.
https://t.co/yBqbb0iTfj- Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker)
August 26, 2018 Strangely, over here in Europe, we also have parents, grandparents, churches, synagogues, schools and lawmakers - and yet, no weekly mass shootings... Totally coincidentally, I’m sure, we also don’t have easy access to guns...
https://t.co/IGdOmn2KiB- Andrew Stroehlein (@astroehlein)
August 27, 2018 No. of mass shootings 1/1 - 8/26 (incl.
#Jacksonville):
🇦🇺 1
🇦🇹 0
🇧🇪 0
🇨🇦 1
🇩🇰 0
🇫🇮 0
🇫🇷 1
🇩🇪 0
🇮🇪 0
🇱🇺 1
🇳🇱 0
🇳🇿 0
🇨🇭 0
🇸🇪 0
🇬🇧 0
🇺🇸* 234
Impressive track record,
@NRA!
* overall stats: 37,817 incid., 9,502 deaths (2331 kids 0-17 killed/injured)
pic.twitter.com/Qmtr1ZipfL- Chris Lutolf (@ChrisLutolf)
August 26, 2018 If you fall for the idea that one monster represents all immigrants, but 30,000+ gun deaths a year don't implicate our gun laws, nobody ever needs to listen to you again as long as you live.
- Oliver Griswold (@originalgriz)
August 22, 2018 When these kids in Chicago shoot each other in the Hood nobody ever talks about mental health. Like theirs isn’t all fucked up. Do you know what poverty, hopelessness, and violence do to someone’s mental health? Yet they don’t get to use that excuse
- Grinch 🇨🇲 (@Kowenmoffor)
August 28, 2018 If you think we should regulate headphone use before we regulate gun use...you might be really REALLY out of touch.
https://t.co/v39OeqcFYm- Mollie Davis (@davism0llie)
August 27, 2018 Another erroneous
@NRA talking point. The majority of mass shootings take place in private residences, which are not “gun free zones.” And among these 62 mass shootings in the last 30 years, not one location was chosen by the killer because it banned guns:
https://t.co/LbPzEAINP9 https://t.co/8yl46QExER- Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts)
August 27, 2018 Other high income countries call those "public spaces." And they don't count on civilian crossfire or armed security guards to keep them safe. Then again, they don't let gun lobbyists write their gun laws.
https://t.co/cKLqweR1Ll- Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts)
August 26, 2018 You will never, ever convince me that the only antidote to gun violence is crossfire in a public place.
- jordan (@JordanUhl)
August 26, 2018 I never relax. But that's because I was shot at for 10 minutes straight in Vegas. Those shots came from behind with bullets passing next to my head. If you think being armed was going to protect me in any way you are completely wrong.
- Stacey (@TiredAFMom99)
August 27, 2018 when the shooter is white
pic.twitter.com/3pJJE9iepl- m i t h (@ManInTheHoody)
August 28, 2018 You can arm teachers. You can hire more cops. You can increase and improve security all you want. Until America’s obsession with guns and its toxic masculine culture is addressed, this is going to keep happening.
- Jared Yates Sexton (@JYSexton)
August 26, 2018 It’s the 8th day of the school year & I just received a call from my daughters high school informing me they arrested a child with a loaded 9mm gun on campus this morning. I am now standing in my kitchen sobbing.
I should not have to live like this.
@MomsDemand- Candace (@CandaceToddLV)
August 22, 2018 My 13 year old asked me if I thought there were going to be as many school shootings this year.
He should be worried about homework and relationships, but instead the first day of school brings a new set of fears for our kids.
This is so broken. Elect people who will fix it.
- Craig Beilinson (@cbeilinson)
August 30, 2018 I can’t wrap my head around this.
@tedcruz Had you done any research on this, you would know that I am no longer married to “Lee”. That ended several years ago.
This entire letter is an insult to my intelligence.
pic.twitter.com/JMLbp0Jr4S- Rhonda Hart 🤟🏼 (@KimsMom3)
August 21, 2018 PERSISTENT MISINFORMATION
NONSTOP CLIMATE OF PANIC
pic.twitter.com/VVw8B1QijN- Wheel Of Fortune Answers (@wofanswers)
August 24, 2018 Here's the transcript of Trump's remarks at a New York fundraiser last week about coal and windmills.
pic.twitter.com/ADckyr4IET- Daniel Dale (@ddale8)
August 19, 2018 106 years ago today.
pic.twitter.com/aXST5LVQjb- Heather Anne Campbell (@heathercampbell)
August 14, 2018 This is a statue located in Berlin, entitled "Politicians Discussing Global Warming."
pic.twitter.com/Muumw2Y9iC- Frances Black (@frances_black)
August 28, 2018 Trump on June 13: "There is no longer a nuclear threat from North Korea."
pic.twitter.com/aGqsCpejhD- Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1)
August 24, 2018 I'm no foreign policy expert, but I assume it's not super effective to end your tough-talking thread re: North Korea with "Hi, Kim! ❤ U!"
https://t.co/vat134BCca- Jenn Hoppe (@beanthere)
August 24, 2018 What corporate media outlets won’t have in their headlines today: Fragments of a 500-pound MK-82 guided bomb from US weapons giant Lockheed Martin were found at the site where Saudi Arabia massacred dozens of children on a school bus in Yemen.
https://t.co/fCQJxwHNEz- Sarah Abdallah (@sahouraxo)
August 13, 2018 Why am I finding out from Jim Carrey that the US shot a missile at a school bus
https://t.co/3VphRpoIy4- Remmy (@RemmyBux)
August 19, 2018 Fox News tried coming after Denmark's social safety net. This Danish politician's retort was legendary.
pic.twitter.com/VLh1Gc4umg- NowThis (@nowthisnews)
August 15, 2018 Fox News is "Lebensborn-Lite."
pic.twitter.com/t9Jh7pCJ33- Rob Is🦅Not Moody (@RobertPageNY)
August 16, 2018 VOICEMAIL FROM A FAN: “You’re the problem. You are the enemy of the people. And although the pen might be mightier than the sword, the pen is not mightier than the AK-47.”
pic.twitter.com/hKHTsGm9KL- Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel)
August 20, 2018 NBC News: According to the criminal complaint Chain threatened to travel to The Boston Globe and kill newspaper employees.
Here's what the FBI says is a transcript of one of his recorded calls:
pic.twitter.com/XDNu2rDTSE- Tom Winter (@Tom_Winter)
August 30, 2018 President Diarrhea will not be satisfied until one of his minions kills a journalist
https://t.co/5GwrcACrUF- Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz)
August 30, 2018 BUILD THE WALL SO WOMEN CAN JOG WITHOUT BEING MURDERED
Sandi Tibbetts Murphy‘s Facebook message to those politicizing her cousin’s death:
“You do not get to usurp Mollie and her legacy for your racist, false narrative. ...We must be willing to address the way we raise our boys and young men."
Cc
@NRATV @DLoesch @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/fkg8WPplxw- Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts)
August 26, 2018 If men knew how to accept “no,” she’d be alive and you’d still have your job.
https://t.co/uDhTqQQILf- Heather Anne Campbell (@heathercampbell)
August 25, 2018 women and girls: men should stop harassing and assaulting us
men: just get a gun and defend yourself
legal system:
pic.twitter.com/rRqzivki4j- erin (@erinacorbett)
August 24, 2018 Every time a white person commits a murder do we cancel Coachella
https://t.co/QqKbGK1Jc6- riles (@raaleh)
August 25, 2018 White Supremacists are still delighting in
#MollieTibbetts' murder. "Road to Power" an Idaho-based hate podcast, sent out a creepy robocall to Iowans calling for ethnic cleansing. Same guy did Patrick Little's robocalls:
https://t.co/2c9ksWUGGR- Michael Edison Hayden (@MichaelEHayden)
August 29, 2018 Reminder: The consequences of family separation will far out-last this administration.
Watch one family's reunion after months of separation.
#FamiliesBelongTogether pic.twitter.com/ECahAhgOtG- ACLU (@ACLU)
August 24, 2018 18-month-old Mariee Juárez died after being detained along with her mother Yazmin Juárez at the South Texas Family Residential Center in Dilley, Texas.
Her mother says Mariee was a happy, healthy child when they arrived at the U.S. border to seek asylum.
https://t.co/YslePCnFgT- Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1)
August 29, 2018 65% of Redding, California voted for Trump, but guess who showed up to help mitigate the wildfires? A team of 20 Mexican immigrants, who spend their off-season picking oranges for American farmers.
https://t.co/fF9scR7TF7 pic.twitter.com/iQqmRDKWq6- Shomeo (@SassBaller)
August 14, 2018 KNOW YOUR ROLE, LADIES
"So remember girls, if he's treating you horribly then you had it coming. Now enjoy class!" - the people who put this up apparently.
- Lady Valkyrie of the Knights of Ren (@valkyrie_art)
August 17, 2018 “A woman did a bad thing. Are women still people?”
https://t.co/gnDo3ifLWo- Lauren Duca (@laurenduca)
August 20, 2018 They didn't expect him; apparently he just popped in and forced them to watch.
https://t.co/zSZlrfTQz9- Mike Schmidt (@The40YearOldBoy)
August 28, 2018 It seems I missed the part when Louis CK “served time”. I just remember him living quietly as a millionaire for a less than a year.
https://t.co/Z5STGzpOu0- KB (@KaraRBrown)
August 28, 2018 If Louis CK had stolen jokes, he’d be a fucking pariah. But instead he stole careers and passion and trust from possibly brilliant comedians - women that we’ll never get to hear from - and that is worse. Or it should be.
- Jason Filiatrault (@jfiliatrault)
August 28, 2018 If Louis CK had jerked off in front of most of the dudes currently defending Louis CK, they would have murdered him and then gotten off with a gay panic defense.
- Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom)
August 28, 2018 SOME FEEL GOOD TWEETS TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD
Boobs are for grandpa.
We eat ass now.
https://t.co/d1epOKD9fy- Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats)
August 19, 2018 RT frantakeery: this deaf cat getting excited every time she realizes her owner is home makes me so happy 🐱💓
pic.twitter.com/DHqNJcJPST- Heejin (@heejitd)
November 7, 2017 If you’re not over doing it you’re not doing it right 😜
@L_Marshall17 pic.twitter.com/6xU32xOJzJ- Mackenzie Sherburn (@X0X0MAC)
August 24, 2018 All this time Spider “Man” was a hijab wearing Sister.
pic.twitter.com/zXFg2ZXvj3- Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@MuslimIQ)
August 28, 2018 That's just insane the precision of the South Korean Taekwondo Team and their epic martial arts skills. AMAZING! 😳🇰🇷🥋
#taekwondo #martialarts pic.twitter.com/9DZH7AtyRa- Jack Phan (@JackPhan)
August 22, 2018 Ideologically I don’t agree with organized religion but they kind of went off with stained glass
- aries (@proletariatitty)
August 13, 2018 forever alone :(
pic.twitter.com/xfxhSG1oFl- diana thirst (@cocksailor)
August 4, 2018 I still remember lots of phone numbers by heart but they’re all from local business jingles from my childhood. If I ever go to jail, Giant Glass is getting an unexpected call.
- Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman)
August 25, 2018 me as soon as it’s below 70 and not humid
pic.twitter.com/RAW94jC9Xk- stephen ossola (@stephenossola)
August 23, 2018 u goin through some rough shit in life if u fall asleep with jeans on
- alex smith (@mineifiwildout)
August 16, 2018 Alexa cover my shift tomorrow
- Charlie Morgan (@_charlmorgan)
August 7, 2018 I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music start blasting like wooooahh there big fella I’m not the same person i was last night
- Pierre Savage-Hunter (@PrettyboiiDB_9)
August 7, 2018 Last night I had a nectarine that looked like a butt. Nature is the greatest rascal of all.
pic.twitter.com/mKJcbuNqy2- Payman Benz (@PaymanBenz)
August 29, 2018