Twitter Dump: 7/26
Just an all caps tweet to the president of Iran at 11:24 PM on a Sunday.
- Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 23, 2018
In light of Trump's threat to the president of Iran, these are some interesting Trump tweets on to look back on. pic.twitter.com/OoMLS1Bnn5
- Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 23, 2018
Where are the children? No, seriously, this isn’t a slogan. Where are they? They ripped these kids from their parents and only 50 out of 3000 have been reunited. This is not over just because the President is making all caps threats to Iran.
- Brian Schatz (@brianschatz) July 23, 2018
You just described America, dickhead. https://t.co/Mdk7fWmwoo
- Dave Anthony is The Cuckboy (@daveanthony) July 23, 2018
NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS! pic.twitter.com/QgsL5jU9aM
- shauna (@goldengateblond) July 23, 2018
THEN I MET THE QUEEN THEN I GOT A SOCCER BALL FOR BEING EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR DO YOU SOCCER ARE YOU BARRON pic.twitter.com/ElLCuxHeah
- Kevinly Father 🇺🇸 🇸🇿 🇨🇦 🇲🇼 (@KevinlyFather) July 17, 2018
Maybe men are far too hormonal and emotional to be truly great leaders https://t.co/V0ZmGUdW5K
- Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) July 22, 2018
View from my office window as the White House makes a bad weather call - meaning the president will take a car to Andrews, rather than depart via his helicopter from the South Lawn where reporters can gather to shout questions at him. pic.twitter.com/csRYnCmbGI
- Hallie Jackson (@HallieJackson) July 26, 2018
Holy smokes, this @jonkarl review of Sean Spicer's book https://t.co/qqSMB4lh6t pic.twitter.com/AScyfCr6l7
- Abby D. Phillip (@abbydphillip) July 24, 2018
When you’re a star they let you do it. https://t.co/AsneHR9ktg
- OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 25, 2018
The miner 49er here is digging for a specific kinda gold: Trump’s Hollywood star.
Enjoy.
pic.twitter.com/1l9V2fZL9D
- The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) July 26, 2018
Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history.
Me: https://t.co/87pWmTfGvn
- Wenzler Powers (@WenzlerPowers) July 25, 2018
Trump has spent 123 days golfing, or 1/5 of his term, at a cost to taxpayers of $72,181,957 - and still hasn't visited troops in a war zone. #NoTrumpParade pic.twitter.com/XCpjAGHQey
- VoteVets (@votevets) July 23, 2018
Wow, what a nightmarish vision of the world. Truly chilling stuff https://t.co/wgrxm0dTW2
- Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) July 23, 2018
I was born in a hospital can I get free healthcare for life https://t.co/FS4Brh6Dnx
- Tyler (@tcountie) July 20, 2018
Democratic Socialism can’t work. Who’s gonna pay for it? Also, here’s 12 billion dollars my thick farming base.
- Tim Heidecker For DA (@timheidecker) July 25, 2018
A decade ago Republicans protested strenuously against economic stimulus during the biggest recession since the Great Depression.
But today they are shrugging off $12 billion in subsidies to farmers made necessary because of a 1920's era tariff policy from a GOP president.
- Abby D. Phillip (@abbydphillip) July 25, 2018
Maybe if farmers didn’t buy iPhones they wouldn’t need a government handout.
- donaldtrumpnewstoday (@irishrygirl) July 25, 2018
When you redistribute your wealth to all of the mistresses you’re trying to keep secret, that’s called brocialism.
- OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 26, 2018
Whistleblower provides emails that show Stormy Daniels’ arrest was pre-planned https://t.co/Ta01c1UyTF
- Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) July 26, 2018
Real News. Fake Wife. https://t.co/Bz3S4LCkuW
- Philippe Reines (@PhilippeReines) July 25, 2018
Update: Spokeswoman for @FLOTUS says the first lady will watch "any channel she wants" https://t.co/sm6JoBt6Ff
- Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) July 25, 2018
If my attorney has been secretly taping me you all are gonna hear a lot of discussion about whether or not there will be hot food on set
- Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz) July 25, 2018
Interesting: Ivanka Trump sat on Signature Bank's board of directors while the bank was lending to her father and her husband. https://t.co/wiFTI6wRkS
- Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 23, 2018
It's been about 20 minutes and I'm still processing that the President of the United States said, "the big, fat, sloppy United States" when talking about trade with China.
- Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 26, 2018
The electoral college gives more weight to rural voters, so basically the less you interact with other Americans the more voting power you wield over them. This country is so stupid.
- brian cook (@bbcbubblegutz) July 25, 2018
One clue that the Republican party is illegally gerrymandering districts might be these emails in which they discuss how they're illegally gerrymandering districts. https://t.co/jNsd4W0cin
- Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) July 26, 2018
The people who refuse to even do much as shift their weight so you can pass by them at a boarding gate are Republicans
- rhea butcher (@RheaButcher) July 24, 2018
Hello, police? I'd like to report a metaphor https://t.co/9KLSYrz2U1
- Fiddler (@cFidd) July 26, 2018
Damn grizzly bears are getting brazen https://t.co/vXJdNSAKsY
- Derp Digler (@DiglerDerp) July 26, 2018
So so good https://t.co/4Wx7HyaFtj
- Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) July 26, 2018
File under “Only in America.” A pregnant dolphin has died after being shot in Mississippi. https://t.co/enkXkblR3j
- Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) July 24, 2018
Woman: Hi I need to get an abortion
America: Now hang on little lady we got rules here...
Insane Man: I need a gun
America: Yea sure dude whatever
- Paul Palmeri (@ThisPaul) July 22, 2018
Wait, hold on, this is getting lost in the fire:
The NRA was LITERALLY colluding with a Russian spy and within 24 HOURS, there’s a law that saves them from having to disclose their dark money donors to the IRS.
That’s a thing that happened.
- Cameron Kasky (@cameron_kasky) July 17, 2018
NRA PAC made a series of $4,950 contributions to candidates in June, according to FEC filing. Why $4,950? It's $50 less than maximum, so reporters only looking for max contributions won't find them:https://t.co/9eYW1Jqq1P pic.twitter.com/bFs6LuUWa8
- Derek Willis (@derekwillis) July 19, 2018
Remember when a veteran of that war got a White House job and secretly sold weaponry to Iran in exchange for hostages and capital to fund an illegal war in Latin America, then he became president of the NRA in 2018 https://t.co/AwGLteXdSL
- Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) July 26, 2018
The President deleted his “monitoring the situation” tweet about the hostage situation in #SilverLake.
Probably because he was informed it was a domestic abuser with a gun - which is bad for his bosses @ the NRA who support policies that allow domestic abusers to remain armed.
- Matt Deitsch (@MattxRed) July 22, 2018
so all the good guy with a gun was able to accomplish was killing an innocent bystander https://t.co/91tesXY8U6
- Kyrah (@kyrahsimon) July 24, 2018
After Parkland, @realDonaldTrump promised to do something about gun violence in America.
Today he endorsed a candidate who pointed a gun at a teenager in his television commercial. https://t.co/T3WY8oIBFO
- Andrew Weinstein (@Weinsteinlaw) July 22, 2018
A 17-year-old Alabama boy who joined the youth-led gun reform movement after the Parkland massacre is in the ICU after a bullet came through his home and struck him while he slept early Friday. https://t.co/BsocZ1T69L pic.twitter.com/xPDMiLPiSw
- The Trace (@teamtrace) July 24, 2018
BONUS TWEETS TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD
I left the dictation on on my pc accidentally earlier while my dog was bothering me, and only just now found the email window I must have been in at the time pic.twitter.com/8i45HeU0kL
- George Preston (@YourLocalGP) July 18, 2018
My dad taught me to throw knives to make me less gay. Now, I know how to suck dick & throw knives.
- Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) July 20, 2018
high sight is 4/20
- haley butters (@absinthefather) December 11, 2017