ano ito? bakit iba ang font?
Because of a remark of a friend that my entries are waaay too long, I hereby resolve to stop beating ‘round the bush and not apply my usual diversionary tactics. I usually expound one simple idea into three to four sentences, not because I love to give my readers-if I ever had one in the first place-eye fatigue resulting from prolonged focus at the computer screen or to consume their internet cards, but because I am delusional and I believe that my life is packed with super exciting stories that can make anyone want to devote their time to reading my blog.
Anyway, these past few days have been uneventful, aside from me finally getting uberly cute earrings that nearly caused half-centimeter slats in my earlobes. This reminds me of something that happened I think two weeks ago. A stupid insect entered my left ear and it drove me nuts. The moment the farking insect so rudely intruded, I started wailing and slapping my ear and running around, going back and forth the bathroom (to drown it with water). I mean, imagine a constant buzzing in your ear. I swear, that sound, that wing-flapping sound whatever, induces grave psychological problems. Health professionals should investigate.
And speaking of health professionals, I think people are under the impression that I belong to the likes of Doctor Love (nyak!). People seem to run to me for love advice and I don’t even have a love life of my own (and happy with it). Maybe I should consider a change in career. Yeah, maybe I should just give up on nursing what with my extreme fear of blood and pain and become a love counselor DJ. Argh drat! I just remembered that I have the worst case of speech defect and hence cannot have a career in broadcasting. It sucks being me.
My sister started going to school today. I learned several things from her and I will gladly share them to you because I love my readers. One, bring a bar of soap when you have PE. Yeah, I’m a dummy and I was so surprised when she told me that people take showers after PE. I thought that that only happens in anime and in Smallville. xp Two, steel your self for tedious work. Everyone knows this already, so it’s is more of a reminder. Three, when you are walking around the campus, let your eyes roam so that you can spot the artistas. Four, koolasas had the worst Eco teacher in the planet. Kawawa tayong mga koolasa; we were stuck with Tomagan. Tsk tsk tsk
I think my list will help no one. T_Tv