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Jan 30, 2006 18:39

i keep getting little tiny nosebleeds. this is a sign of one of two things: 1) it's really dry and i haven't had enough water, or 2) alien abduction. since it sounds cooler, i'm going with number two. however, i haven't experienced any missing time (that i'm aware of, ahahaha) and so i'm thinking that they must be coming for me while i am sleeping during the day. HOW UNPRECEDENTED!! abductions in broad daylight, in the middle of one of the biggest cities in the country. amazing. i need to call some specialists, stat.

i need to send in my student loan applications. i am scared. i am going to be denied. they are going to LAUGH at me and say you? do not DESERVE an education! and i will be left weeping with only my alien friends to console me.

hahaha i need more sleep i think.
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