Professional attention-whoring

May 28, 2007 23:48

Case 1:


Scenario: Walking around berkeley with gnat a random hot chick yells out "Go Barça!!"

Result: I raise my arm, then extend my index finger to indicate the teams superiority.

Case 2:


Scenario: Wore it as my greenage for st. patty's day.

Result: One ethnic slur launched from a passing pickup truck and a drunken convesation about the state of inter-latinamerican soccer. ecuador sucks.

Case 3:


Scenario: Local flea market

Result: Smartass points at me and asks by how much my team is going to lose today. later, a group of kids that don't really know any better raise their index fingers at me to indicate my teams superiority.

Case 4:


Scenario: Santa Monica and San Diego promenades

Result: Santa Monica - Praise from a funky Italian-accented young man say "ehhhh Galaxzie. Beckham!" followed by props from an Adidas store rep as I walked by the store in a cheap knockoff. (FYI, the real Beckham jersey won't be available until after he actually arrives which will be next month.)

San Diego - Random dude in a group "Galaxy rocks, hell yeah!" and high-fives me. Has to explain his actions to the group he's with FTW. "That's MLS man. Major League Soccer"
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