Top ten ways I could have offed myself in Mexico:
this is in response to testing4l's meme...
10. this is obligatory: impaled by plumbing after falling into open manhole.
9. massive cirrhosis of the liver due to not ordering a single non-alcoholic drink all week. (somehow, this one is related to almost the entire list)
8. drowning. not because of the huge waves and red flags, but because of #9. let's face it, i had a beer for breakfast the morning i went swimming in the ocean.
7. hookers. (this one could have gone so many ways, i chose a category instead)
6. asphyxiation during dinner. you know what i mean.
5. dysentery. see #6.
4. poisoned drink by that hot waitress i totally blew off.
3. eaten alive by an angry pack of anti-photogenic iguanas.
2. beaten to a bloody pulp by that bitch at the reception desk.
and the number one way i could have offed myself in mexico...
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1. escalating that slug bug game. damn you.
10. this is obligatory: impaled by plumbing after falling into open manhole.
9. massive cirrhosis of the liver due to not ordering a single non-alcoholic drink all week. (somehow, this one is related to almost the entire list)
8. drowning. not because of the huge waves and red flags, but because of #9. let's face it, i had a beer for breakfast the morning i went swimming in the ocean.
7. hookers. (this one could have gone so many ways, i chose a category instead)
6. asphyxiation during dinner. you know what i mean.
5. dysentery. see #6.
4. poisoned drink by that hot waitress i totally blew off.
3. eaten alive by an angry pack of anti-photogenic iguanas.
2. beaten to a bloody pulp by that bitch at the reception desk.
and the number one way i could have offed myself in mexico...
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1. escalating that slug bug game. damn you.