I AM SO EXCITED I CANNOT EVEN.

I love having a mom who calls me every time Loss is on. (She does the same for Ghost and Guilt, of course.)

And what's the deal with her Wikipedia page? If she really is "currently in negotiations to return to Law & Order: SVU as series favorite Alex Cabot," I would like some confirmation on that. PLEASE.

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What's up with the old-school backstage hotness at during SM's "It starts to fester, and it's dark" voiceover a minute into the clip? SERIOUSLY. I'd seen the handholding footage before, of course, but the LET ME SIT ON YOUR DESK AND LOOK IMPOSSIBLY HOT footage is new to me.

( And here's the next part, even though SM is only in it for a second. )

I'm sitting in the computer lab waiting for my doctor (who is awesome) to call me back about blood tests I just had done. I AM A WRECK, people. I've seriously been sick since the week before Christmas. I do not want to be on campus -- I want to be at HOME WATCHING THE CONVICTION MARATHON. (12 Hours of Intense Courtroom Drama, the ads say.) If this ( Read more... )

What the? Why did no one ever tell me that Rainn Wilson is the paranoid janitor in Waste?

What else am I missing?

Title: A Beautiful Friendship
Pairing: Alex/Cragen
A/N: This takes place immediately following Stolen, and has references to Closure II and Wrong is Right. 
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Title: Hate
Pairing(s): Alex/Jim, Alex/Trevor, Alex/Olivia. (Conviction/SVU, of course)
A/N: Yes, Alex/Jim is gross. I just couldn't help myself.

( You hate the sycophantic tone you hear in your voice each time you talk to Branch, hate that you don’t even recognize yourself when you speak. )

Title: Dark Day
Pairing: Alex Cabot/Luke Danes (SVU/Gilmore Girls crossover)
A/N: This follows Running and Counting Lies. This one is all about Jess, because who doesn't love Jess? It's really all about Alex, though; I'm just using Stars Hollow townies to make her life interesting. Also, I promise the next installment of this cracked-out fic will ( Read more... )

I've been trying for days to write a cheery Alex/Lorelai fic, but Luke keeps getting in the way. Sorry.

Title: Running
Pairing: Alex Cabot/Luke Danes (SVU/Gilmore Girls)
A/N: It would probably help if you read Counting Lies, but it's not a must. This is post-Loss, post-Ghost, and pre-Conviction.

( You ask her about it, and she explains that she’s read your insurance policy carefully, and she’s not permitted near your stove. She adds that your policy sucks, and you've clearly been taken by your lame-ass insurance guy. She doesn’t use those words, though, she never uses those words. )