Nino VS Pi, taking all bets
Some 'well informed' person from Geinou Knuckles has enlightened the internet on the current status quo in Candy Land.
Pi and Nino are at war. Is it wrong that I just threw my hands up, screamed out 'YES!' and did a spastic little flail?
Pi's side has Jin, Ryo, and Toma, who all declared, for some reason, I haven't read that far yet, that they would lend aid to the troubled Pi-meister. Nino ♥ that insufferable little brat, ♥ emailed the rest of Arashi declaring war 'cause those members are, like, tighter than a fat chick in latex. Well Informed-San said the reason they're so crazy tight is cause they all be gettin hated on by Toshihiko Tahara and Macchi ~ indeed 'many' names in the Jimusho. Blame it on their blinding hotness and irresistable charm. The article does actually say it's cause they're all hot and have strong personalities. Damn straight.
So why are the boys at each others throats? Well, they've got a lot of history and bad blood, it's quite the tale really. It all started way back in the day, being the other day, and Nino and Pi were having some presentation of... some sort of entertainment biz presentation thing. I really have no idea what the fuck we're talking about here so if you can shed some light be my guest.
"Essentially they prepare a schedule so that there is no conflict of movie exhibition times, but Yamapi's 'Ashita no Joe' and Nino's 'Gantz' were clashing at almost the exact same time.They're both extrememly competitive and I saw them competing over movie earnings with my own eyes. Some fairly severe criticism rumours started there. There's talk about that it was all exaggerated by their henchmen but..."
Ryo and Jin are Pi's henchmen now? Just gimme a second while I hold my belly and have a good old fashioned TROLOLOLOL.
And ahhh *lightbulb* so they were at a movie...thing.
Tackey and Higashiyama Noriyuki are said to be currently playing the part of the mediators between the two groups but the outcome isn't currently foreseeable. Psssh who would listen to a guy with a name like Tackey.
The article kind of stops there, as if that explains it all. So bascially they tore savage shreds off each others movies and got all their friends involved in the fun, maybe started a mail war. This... this is the best news I have heard all year! It's the closest thing to a real, miniscule possibility of a Sho VS Ryo umbrella duel. Jin VS Jun Round 3, THE DECIDER. Not to mention, NINO WOULD EAT YAMAPI'S MOOBS FOR BREAKFAST.
Seriously, who would you put your money on, boxer Yamapi or smexy body-suit wearing, alien slaughtering, super-powered with inflatable muscles Nino? Did I mention the big ass gun?
Besides, if anything happens to Nino, Ohno will end them all.
*Whacks a wad of cash down on Nino*
I read it here. Do not repost.
...I just got locked out of my hotmail cause it got hacked.
Pi and Nino are at war. Is it wrong that I just threw my hands up, screamed out 'YES!' and did a spastic little flail?
Pi's side has Jin, Ryo, and Toma, who all declared, for some reason, I haven't read that far yet, that they would lend aid to the troubled Pi-meister. Nino ♥ that insufferable little brat, ♥ emailed the rest of Arashi declaring war 'cause those members are, like, tighter than a fat chick in latex. Well Informed-San said the reason they're so crazy tight is cause they all be gettin hated on by Toshihiko Tahara and Macchi ~ indeed 'many' names in the Jimusho. Blame it on their blinding hotness and irresistable charm. The article does actually say it's cause they're all hot and have strong personalities. Damn straight.
So why are the boys at each others throats? Well, they've got a lot of history and bad blood, it's quite the tale really. It all started way back in the day, being the other day, and Nino and Pi were having some presentation of... some sort of entertainment biz presentation thing. I really have no idea what the fuck we're talking about here so if you can shed some light be my guest.
"Essentially they prepare a schedule so that there is no conflict of movie exhibition times, but Yamapi's 'Ashita no Joe' and Nino's 'Gantz' were clashing at almost the exact same time.They're both extrememly competitive and I saw them competing over movie earnings with my own eyes. Some fairly severe criticism rumours started there. There's talk about that it was all exaggerated by their henchmen but..."
Ryo and Jin are Pi's henchmen now? Just gimme a second while I hold my belly and have a good old fashioned TROLOLOLOL.
And ahhh *lightbulb* so they were at a movie...thing.
Tackey and Higashiyama Noriyuki are said to be currently playing the part of the mediators between the two groups but the outcome isn't currently foreseeable. Psssh who would listen to a guy with a name like Tackey.
The article kind of stops there, as if that explains it all. So bascially they tore savage shreds off each others movies and got all their friends involved in the fun, maybe started a mail war. This... this is the best news I have heard all year! It's the closest thing to a real, miniscule possibility of a Sho VS Ryo umbrella duel. Jin VS Jun Round 3, THE DECIDER. Not to mention, NINO WOULD EAT YAMAPI'S MOOBS FOR BREAKFAST.
Seriously, who would you put your money on, boxer Yamapi or smexy body-suit wearing, alien slaughtering, super-powered with inflatable muscles Nino? Did I mention the big ass gun?
Besides, if anything happens to Nino, Ohno will end them all.
*Whacks a wad of cash down on Nino*
I read it here. Do not repost.
...I just got locked out of my hotmail cause it got hacked.
