The one that got away, or the one you got away from?

Mar 08, 2011 14:22

According to every source on the internet and then some, last week it looked like Yamapi and his Mc Gaijin-Girlfriend were going to get married, but this week Friday wrote an article (which is now all over the net) about Pi pining for his original fun times floozy, Abiru Yuu.

One of his close hair and make peeps (trusted confidant backstabs idol again! More news at 10) told the mag "There's a girl in his life that even now he can't forget". The fans were outraged with Pi's apparent poor taste back in the day, but thankfully that doesn't deter him in the pursuit of tail. skank-ass. I mean, TRUE LOVE. Recently when he was drunk he told a close friend "Even now I can't forget her".

Ah, repetitiveness, it's the defining point of most of these articles.

He hasn't said why Madam holds such a special place in his heart although he did say something along the lines of "In the end it's the place I'd come back to most". That's not a very elegant translation of what he said though, so less directly translated it might be something like "In the end she's the one I'll always go back to".

It's kind of irrelevant though cause she's dating F1 driver Kobayashi Kamui. Fierce. (Actually isn't he adorable? *squishies his cheeks*) If Pi wanted to do battle over Abiru again like he did with Koki, he'd have to catch her boyfriend in his race car first, and then try to box the guy in the head through a helmet designed to withstand being rocket launched into a brick wall. Just...stick to picking fights with other idols bb, you wont look quite so stupid.

Cyzo Woman finished off their version of the story by saying it would be nice if Frenchy could help Pi forget Yuu. I don't know how they propose one helps someone forget without involving copious amounts of drugs, or being the Men In Black. No one can change how he thinks or feels but himself so maybe he just likes wallowing in misery and dramaz. Maybe he isn't miserable, maybe he was just sayin'.

Whatever, I feel like this whole story is pre-emptive of something actually happening worth writing about. Get back to me when he actually tries to chase the guy down, Tokyo Drift style, or there is somesort of Frenchy VS Yuu showdown.

Sources: Here and here, story originally from Friday

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