Three Questions, Part IX

[zukosphoenix]

These three are courtesy of the stunningly beautiful and hot adrian_the_dork and sorry they're late. I wax and wane like the moon. More waning than waxing though, gotta be honest.

If you could have one skill that you don't already have, what would it be?Uhm. Tightrope walking? Cattle roping? High-diving? I'm really not sure. My mind runs to wishing I had better

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[adrian_the_dork]

Oh I see you there, waxing jokes. Well played. I waxed my junk once. I actually cried. there's a fun fact and an, uh, interesting mental image for you.

I actually think cattle roping would be an incredibly useful skill. But I've been playing red dead redemption lately, so am a little bit cowboy obsessed.

I meant masonry. Though "to be shitting bricks" at home means to be really really panicked and nervous about something. For example: "Adrian knows he has to fly twenty eight hours home in November and is quietly shitting bricks because he is a terrible flier."

The brick and board bookcase trick is fabulous. Though works better if you use blocks of heeble (I dont even know if that's what's actually called over there.). It's like concrete, but it's softer and carves a bit like sandstone. They're nice and big AND your drunk friends can carve their initials and draw cocks into the blocks with a kitchen knife. Imagine the possibilities!

For an essay question, that was a surprisingly restrained answer. ;)
Sounds to me like the whole concept of being a wife fucking sucks. Though I'm not sure I agree with "spouse" being as bad. Surely things are on more equal footing there? Pah, semantics. Ignore me.

GO WATCH IT. IT'S HILARIOUS. Though the NZ accents are REALLY silly, they're also kind of adorable. And Dean O'Gorman really does have an exceptionally spectacular arse. And we know how much I appreciate a good arse. Wow.

[yski_olut]

To confirm: he did actually cry.

Re The Almighty Johnsons: It's decent. If you can understand what the hell people are saying. I can't.

[zukosphoenix]

Oh God, I can imagine. Hot wax down there cannot be a fun experience, even when you get used to it. And I think I just need to check out this Dean guy's ass. :D

[zukosphoenix]

Shitting bricks means the same here, as in "before my first group therapy, I was shitting bricks." And still am cause I fucking hate it.

Also, the heeble sounds amazing, but I have no friends to carve anything into it, so I suspect I'll just have to go the red stone route.

Being a spouse is probably fine, but being a wife does suck. I don't recommend it to anyone, honestly. I hated most of it.

It sounds to me as though, given your SO's input, I should just find gifs of Dean O'Gorman's ass? Off to tumblr!