zotmeister
Aug 23, 2012 12:14
- I made the Kessel Run in less than eleven parsecs, but was levied a two-parsec penalty for icing.
- I got the moves like Jagger once. I put some cream on it, it went away.
- Why no, these aren't Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy jeans I'm wearing.
- Must... resist... urge... to... unpeel... entire... China Marker....
- Frogger? I barely know 'er!
wtf
zotmeister
Feb 13, 2012 11:22
- My Kellogg's Rice Krispies™ and I haven't been on speaking terms since the divorce.
- My imaginary friends keep me from talking to myself.
- Novelty T-shirt: "He who dies with the most novelty t-shirts wins"
- Maybe Stroop was just colorblind.
- Today's attitude (please underline): Happy Sad Monday
wtf
