wow.

Sep 05, 2006 06:30

Was I really planning to write the Very Secret Diaries of Athena last night?

...I knew I shouldn't have stayed up late writing an essay the night before a) it was due and b) school started.

Wheee!

fic, humanities, school

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weaselistic September 5 2006, 10:45:40 UTC
Dear diary,

I suppose I overreacted a bit, but how dare that bitch Arachne run around saying she's a better weaver than me? Srsly.
Of course I got mightily pissed when I heard that, and one thing led to another: we had a weaving contest, and fuck it all if the woman was not really good. Drat.
She still was an arrogant bitch, though. I still can't believe she had the GALL to choose THAT motive: Zeus sleeping around. Really. Geez, how come all those mortals know of these women? Have we been underestimating the tabloids? Gosh, I hope Hera doesn't find out.
In any case, I slapped Arachne around a bit. Not because she was better than me almost as good as me, no way, but because she's a little dumb heretic.
I also destroyed her stupid tapestry and then I made sure Arachne felt really, really bad. >:(
And what does that dumb little bitch go and do? Hang herself. Mortal girls these days are just such whiny attention-whores.
Because I am SO nice, I revived her BUT because I do like having the last laugh (I admit) turned her into a sweet little spider! Muahaha. Geddit? LOL.

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zorpisuttle September 5 2006, 17:16:19 UTC
I bracket-three you.

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