Step 1: Google your first name
Step 2: Click on 'images'
Step 3: After the page loads, count how many letters are in your first name. Then, at the bottom of the google page, click on that page number.
Step 4: Go to the bottom of the page. Count backwards from the last picture that same number
Step 5: If you don't like the picture, you have the option on moving one photo forward or backwards, but no more than one.
Step 6: Post the picture, along with this meme, in your LJ.