"You Still Hit Like a Bitch"
WOW. wow. WOW. what a fuckin day. Check it out. Let's start with a little history lesson. So, right before school started this year, i believe it was the monday of bumbershoot, Henke and Cam were walking home and they get jumped by this douche bag Miles McClure and his gang. They wanna fight Henke but Henke books and Cam gets kicked in the back of the legs then punched in the side of the head.
Now, today. There was a little gathering at Cam's place. Cam's mom, his dad, me, my mother, my brother, Nick, Henke, Poore, Mise, Sam, his brother, his mom, Sarah, her mom, and Andrea were all there. After a while us kids get bored of just sitting in Cam's apartment so we decide to go to the park up the street. Mise, Sarah, and Nick go up ahead. I start walking up the hill and everybody else piles into/onto/attaches to Poore's car and they drive up and around the block and park. I get to the park and start rounding the baseball diamond and see this group of kids when my phone rings. It's Mise, he's telling me not to come to the park because the guys that jumped Henke and Cam are there. Thats when they start yelling "pussys" at us, so we say fuck it and go back down the street. We congregate on the sidewalk in front of his building and Cam is trying to get everyone to go inside. This is where the fun begins. A car comes down the street with some wigger ass kids hangin out the window, and as they drive by Cam says "Come on guys let's go inside." *Screeeech* The car stops. Out steps this 6ft Black/latino dude wearing a wife beater and black jeans. He's got this expression on his face like he's got something pointy shoved up his ass. In other words he don't look happy. Then he starts shoutin shit at us. By this time some people have already gone inside. Colin (my brother), Mise, andrea are already in there and Henke started walking as soon as they drove by. I turn to Sam and tell him to go get Colin. "What'd you say to me? You say something? You tryin to start some shit" This dude keeps sayin shit like this to us and pretty much we all keep saying "No". By now ive figured out that these douche bags aren't leaving till someone gets hurt. The only people outside now were me, sarah, nick, and poore a i knew that none of them would be able to take a punch from this dude and walk away, especially Sarah who was standing right behind me. So i figure "fuck, i dont want any of them to get hurt" so the next time he asks us if we're "tryin to start shit" i say, especially loud mind you, to catch his attention, "Dude, no!" And he gives me this crooked ass look and says, "Who the fuck are you?" and so i just give him a smile and say "Hi" and he gives me this crosseyed look like he's trying really hard to comprehend and says "What'd you say?" And im just like " 'H'-'I', Hi, its a greeting." By this time a second car has pulled up and the full contents of both cars, about 10-12 guys, starts walking towards me and around behind me. So the dude gives me a real 'fuck you' look and says "you callin' me stupid?" and im just like "no man". So i glance back to look at this ugly fuck whos comin up on my 5 and as soon as i turn back around *BAM* the little fuck hits me in the face. I didnt even hit the ground, i just fuckin booked it up the hill. They chased me a little but couldnt even get close to catching me so they started chasing after nick and poore who followed after me. I ran down an ally around the corner and hid till my bro called me and came and picked me, Poore, and Nick up. Cam's dad called the cops and they came and questioned us and it was all real fucked up. Kind of surreal really. Now i have a swolen lip, a shiner under my right eye, and a fatty gash in my lip. Fuck, i didnt even know those guys, i was just in the wrong place at the wrong fucking time. I should have hit him back before i took off, i definatly had the opportunity, would have been more fullfilling. Hell i would have just fought back entirely, but i was outnumbered 12:1 and one or more of them were packing heat, and i wasnt bout to get a cap in my ass. I have become a member of the "jumped by those fucking douche bags" club with Henke and Cam. Have a nice day.
Now, today. There was a little gathering at Cam's place. Cam's mom, his dad, me, my mother, my brother, Nick, Henke, Poore, Mise, Sam, his brother, his mom, Sarah, her mom, and Andrea were all there. After a while us kids get bored of just sitting in Cam's apartment so we decide to go to the park up the street. Mise, Sarah, and Nick go up ahead. I start walking up the hill and everybody else piles into/onto/attaches to Poore's car and they drive up and around the block and park. I get to the park and start rounding the baseball diamond and see this group of kids when my phone rings. It's Mise, he's telling me not to come to the park because the guys that jumped Henke and Cam are there. Thats when they start yelling "pussys" at us, so we say fuck it and go back down the street. We congregate on the sidewalk in front of his building and Cam is trying to get everyone to go inside. This is where the fun begins. A car comes down the street with some wigger ass kids hangin out the window, and as they drive by Cam says "Come on guys let's go inside." *Screeeech* The car stops. Out steps this 6ft Black/latino dude wearing a wife beater and black jeans. He's got this expression on his face like he's got something pointy shoved up his ass. In other words he don't look happy. Then he starts shoutin shit at us. By this time some people have already gone inside. Colin (my brother), Mise, andrea are already in there and Henke started walking as soon as they drove by. I turn to Sam and tell him to go get Colin. "What'd you say to me? You say something? You tryin to start some shit" This dude keeps sayin shit like this to us and pretty much we all keep saying "No". By now ive figured out that these douche bags aren't leaving till someone gets hurt. The only people outside now were me, sarah, nick, and poore a i knew that none of them would be able to take a punch from this dude and walk away, especially Sarah who was standing right behind me. So i figure "fuck, i dont want any of them to get hurt" so the next time he asks us if we're "tryin to start shit" i say, especially loud mind you, to catch his attention, "Dude, no!" And he gives me this crooked ass look and says, "Who the fuck are you?" and so i just give him a smile and say "Hi" and he gives me this crosseyed look like he's trying really hard to comprehend and says "What'd you say?" And im just like " 'H'-'I', Hi, its a greeting." By this time a second car has pulled up and the full contents of both cars, about 10-12 guys, starts walking towards me and around behind me. So the dude gives me a real 'fuck you' look and says "you callin' me stupid?" and im just like "no man". So i glance back to look at this ugly fuck whos comin up on my 5 and as soon as i turn back around *BAM* the little fuck hits me in the face. I didnt even hit the ground, i just fuckin booked it up the hill. They chased me a little but couldnt even get close to catching me so they started chasing after nick and poore who followed after me. I ran down an ally around the corner and hid till my bro called me and came and picked me, Poore, and Nick up. Cam's dad called the cops and they came and questioned us and it was all real fucked up. Kind of surreal really. Now i have a swolen lip, a shiner under my right eye, and a fatty gash in my lip. Fuck, i didnt even know those guys, i was just in the wrong place at the wrong fucking time. I should have hit him back before i took off, i definatly had the opportunity, would have been more fullfilling. Hell i would have just fought back entirely, but i was outnumbered 12:1 and one or more of them were packing heat, and i wasnt bout to get a cap in my ass. I have become a member of the "jumped by those fucking douche bags" club with Henke and Cam. Have a nice day.