Taz on my arm, Dinos on my finger

Aug 22, 2007 16:28

So, today I had a doctor visit. And, boy did I leave a lasting impression on them, haha. First off, I would like everyone to know, that I am terrified of needles. I can barely look at anything with them, art, film, anything.

So, I went to get a check-up, and ask some health questions, and get my meningitis shot. Everything was going fine, totally healthy. The nurse though had trouble getting blood from me to test, to see if I was anaemic (related to why I originally needed to go, I'll write about it later when I actually find out what's what). She was squeezing my finger one way, and another XD Damn, it took her forever. And the entire time I was making vampire and zombie related jokes in my head.

After that, she gave me the meningitis shot.. I didn't look at it at all, because I'm so afraid for them. But, I absolutely felt it go in, and do whatever, and then her pull it out. Ugh! So horrible! DX And, right afterwards, I thought to myself "That wasn't so bad". Then she says she'll be back in a few minutes to test everything and whatnot. Then, my mum asks me if anything hurts, I kind of shake my head "no". Then, I start to feel a sensation in my left arm (where I got it), and then my vision looked kind of funny to me, but I thought that it was just me freaking out over the needle.

Then, I'm sitting in an acid-trip forest, seeming to be the Sea of Monsters from The Beatles Yellow Submarine. So much colour! It was gorgeous. I start to walk through it, and I notice my knees kind of hurt. So, I decide to see why.

I had collapsed onto the floor!

I open my eyes, my mum is holding my head, there are nurses all about me, and everyone is asking me "Are you ok?!" I, though, think that that is a silly question because if I was OK, I wouldn't be on the floor, right? So I just stare at everyone and quietly start saying "yeah~". Then I realize I'm on the floor when my mum and the nurse are explaining what happened to the other nurse. Then that's when I started crying, because I was so freaked out. I totally didn't know what the hell happened. So, the nurses are asking me in English, "are you ok?", and I'm replying "huh? chto? chto sluchilos'?" because I totally had not switched my brain from Russain yet. So.. I'm just crying and confusing and scaring everyone.

But, now I'm absolutely fine. Just, both my knees are bruised and hurt like hell. My arm kind of hurts, but that is as it should be. But, holy hell. I have never lost conciousness before, so that was really terrifying. What a trip!
I can't believe I had time to actually dream either! And when I was dreaming, I didn't even think it strange that I was just in a doctor's office, and then in a psychedelic forest!

And, that was my lovely day :) Also, all of us left that office in fits of giggles, for some weird reason. The AC is fixed :)

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