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[zoombinilover]

Rachel was a hot Jew and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants.

This one is far superior.

And if it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.

Comments

[suprcalifrglstc]

i. loved.

[throwacat]

ahh, if LJ had a "like" button...i would be all over your page.