vegetables do it better
RE: "I'm not racist but its true"
-If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.
First of all, if you had a TV channel called WET, racism wouldn’t be the issue, plus it’d probably get cancelled due to false advertising . (“A channel called WET with no wet t-shirt contests? Where are the titties? This show blows.”)
Secondly, it ain’t our fault that Blue Collar TV isn’t funny.
-If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist.
No, if you had White Pride Day, we’d call you gay.
-If we had white history month... we'd be racist.
An entire month dedicated to white history? Thirty days filled getting the Bible shoved down our throats? No thanks. Why not make an entire month a Jewish holiday? Kosher-dogs everyday.
-If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist.
You already do, and it’s called society. Look around. and if you’re blind, feel around and if you’re easy sleep around..you’ll see.
-If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.
did you even apply for any college scholarships? Race is hardly an issue. You can get money for just about anything ; are you an amputee? got a lazy eye? how’s that growth coming along? here’s a thousand dollars!
There’s even a scholarship fund for The Great Great Great Great Great Granddaughters of the Whores of Our Forefathers. Trust me, how do you think I pay for college?
Ya’ll just lazy.
-In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.
What exactly are you marching for? The legalization of meth?
The Million Meth March almost sounds too good to be true.
-Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them... they all got sent to court for being racist but the african-american, Latino, and Asia clubs were not even questioned.
do yourself a favor and stick to what matters; popularity, being prom king/queen, the football team and/or cheerleading squad, and if you’re one of those angst-y types, wear black clothes all the time and scrawl in your notebook about how the asians are better at math, the blacks took over the basketball team, and how all the latinos banged your girlfriend..waaaa….
-You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
I’ve never met anyone that was proud to be orange, because then that means they’re one of those anorexic people that eat nothing but carrots to the point that their skin changes color.
And studies show, over 50% of Americans don’t like vegetables…. so, sucks to be orange. Now, you don’t hear carrots complaining, and it’s not because they don’t have mouths or vocal chords…or a brain to process ideas
So I speak for all carrots when I say, shut the hell up
and make me into a cake
If you agree, repost this with “I’m not racist but I love vegetables”
Love, chloe
(Cuban Honduran White Chick with a itsy bit of Jew and possibly some black if you count back)
You call
me, "redneck" ,"hillbilly", "slaker" , "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo" and you think it's OK.
...But when I call you nigger porch monkey, coon,jiggaboo, Kike, sand nigger, rag head ,Towelhead, WOP, Camel Jockey, Gook, slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist.
-You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
-You have the United Negro College Fund.
-You have Martin Luther King Day.
-You have Black History Month.
-You have Cesar Chavez Day.
-You have Yom Hashoah
-You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
-You have the NAACP.
-You have BET.
-If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.
-If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist.
-If we had white history month... we'd be racist.
-If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist.
-If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.
-In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.
-Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them... they all got sent to court for being racist but the african-american, Latino, and Asia clubs were not even questioned.
-You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
I am white.
I am proud.
But, you call me a racist?
Why is it that only whites can be racists?
Now watch, I'll be a racist for posting this
So what? no one will re post this for fear of being called racist
if you think its true re-post it saying "I'm not racist but its true"
-If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.
First of all, if you had a TV channel called WET, racism wouldn’t be the issue, plus it’d probably get cancelled due to false advertising . (“A channel called WET with no wet t-shirt contests? Where are the titties? This show blows.”)
Secondly, it ain’t our fault that Blue Collar TV isn’t funny.
-If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist.
No, if you had White Pride Day, we’d call you gay.
-If we had white history month... we'd be racist.
An entire month dedicated to white history? Thirty days filled getting the Bible shoved down our throats? No thanks. Why not make an entire month a Jewish holiday? Kosher-dogs everyday.
-If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist.
You already do, and it’s called society. Look around. and if you’re blind, feel around and if you’re easy sleep around..you’ll see.
-If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.
did you even apply for any college scholarships? Race is hardly an issue. You can get money for just about anything ; are you an amputee? got a lazy eye? how’s that growth coming along? here’s a thousand dollars!
There’s even a scholarship fund for The Great Great Great Great Great Granddaughters of the Whores of Our Forefathers. Trust me, how do you think I pay for college?
Ya’ll just lazy.
-In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.
What exactly are you marching for? The legalization of meth?
The Million Meth March almost sounds too good to be true.
-Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them... they all got sent to court for being racist but the african-american, Latino, and Asia clubs were not even questioned.
do yourself a favor and stick to what matters; popularity, being prom king/queen, the football team and/or cheerleading squad, and if you’re one of those angst-y types, wear black clothes all the time and scrawl in your notebook about how the asians are better at math, the blacks took over the basketball team, and how all the latinos banged your girlfriend..waaaa….
-You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
I’ve never met anyone that was proud to be orange, because then that means they’re one of those anorexic people that eat nothing but carrots to the point that their skin changes color.
And studies show, over 50% of Americans don’t like vegetables…. so, sucks to be orange. Now, you don’t hear carrots complaining, and it’s not because they don’t have mouths or vocal chords…or a brain to process ideas
So I speak for all carrots when I say, shut the hell up
and make me into a cake
If you agree, repost this with “I’m not racist but I love vegetables”
Love, chloe
(Cuban Honduran White Chick with a itsy bit of Jew and possibly some black if you count back)
You call
me, "redneck" ,"hillbilly", "slaker" , "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo" and you think it's OK.
...But when I call you nigger porch monkey, coon,jiggaboo, Kike, sand nigger, rag head ,Towelhead, WOP, Camel Jockey, Gook, slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist.
-You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
-You have the United Negro College Fund.
-You have Martin Luther King Day.
-You have Black History Month.
-You have Cesar Chavez Day.
-You have Yom Hashoah
-You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
-You have the NAACP.
-You have BET.
-If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.
-If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist.
-If we had white history month... we'd be racist.
-If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist.
-If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.
-In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.
-Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them... they all got sent to court for being racist but the african-american, Latino, and Asia clubs were not even questioned.
-You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
I am white.
I am proud.
But, you call me a racist?
Why is it that only whites can be racists?
Now watch, I'll be a racist for posting this
So what? no one will re post this for fear of being called racist
if you think its true re-post it saying "I'm not racist but its true"