She is no hoe though she thinks we have blow holes
Yesterday while trying to park at Applebees, for some reason I put my foot on the gas petal rather than the brake and almost crashed into a parked car. Things like this always happen when Iris is riding in the passenger seat, and we laugh and laugh and almost get into ANOTHER accident. Plus I think Applebees has a curse on me.
Yet I took Iris there anyway since she has fallen in love with a white chocolate brownie sundae named Blondie. That’s all she would talk about, well that, and Meghan having sex on the beach … without her.
It was funny because we almost died and then our bill turned out to be $6.66. Then on the way to my house Iris played "Hollarback Girl" 4 times on repeat because she likes it when weird men stare at her dancing at red lights.
I know how to sign “party people!” !!
And I also think its funny that my four year old sister has a friend that’s 21.
Yet I took Iris there anyway since she has fallen in love with a white chocolate brownie sundae named Blondie. That’s all she would talk about, well that, and Meghan having sex on the beach … without her.
It was funny because we almost died and then our bill turned out to be $6.66. Then on the way to my house Iris played "Hollarback Girl" 4 times on repeat because she likes it when weird men stare at her dancing at red lights.
I know how to sign “party people!” !!
And I also think its funny that my four year old sister has a friend that’s 21.