Flesh Eating Bacterium Attack...
NEWSBREAK:
Flesh eating parasites have invaded my body during slumber....
My time is short....
Disgusting boils tantamount to world cataclysm have formed over my countenance's entirety and I fear for the health of all those who come in contact with my terribly diseased personage. Every scratch is just hastening the pace of the imminent sloughing of diseased flesh to very floor I am accustomed to standing upon. Blood shall secrete and leak from every bodily orifice and my deteriorating constitution will continue its limitless decay. On a brighter note, my corpse will likely be available for extensive embalming procedures and then used as a biological lesson on the dangers of sleeping with the enemy for future generations. For this, I am grateful....
In other, more unpleasant, news:
My 3rd choice, WPI, has been unfortunate enough to accept me. This is the first word I have received from any college and if the others are smart enough they wont bother sending me a reply. In addition, they have been dumb enough to actually grant me a $46,000 merit scholarship should I attend (and likely defile and/or destroy their institute) In conclusion, people are crazy.
But no....not me.....never.....
Screwball on your own time! Now Git'!
Flesh eating parasites have invaded my body during slumber....
My time is short....
Disgusting boils tantamount to world cataclysm have formed over my countenance's entirety and I fear for the health of all those who come in contact with my terribly diseased personage. Every scratch is just hastening the pace of the imminent sloughing of diseased flesh to very floor I am accustomed to standing upon. Blood shall secrete and leak from every bodily orifice and my deteriorating constitution will continue its limitless decay. On a brighter note, my corpse will likely be available for extensive embalming procedures and then used as a biological lesson on the dangers of sleeping with the enemy for future generations. For this, I am grateful....
In other, more unpleasant, news:
My 3rd choice, WPI, has been unfortunate enough to accept me. This is the first word I have received from any college and if the others are smart enough they wont bother sending me a reply. In addition, they have been dumb enough to actually grant me a $46,000 merit scholarship should I attend (and likely defile and/or destroy their institute) In conclusion, people are crazy.
But no....not me.....never.....
Screwball on your own time! Now Git'!