A dream deferred because of a Ghost in the Machine...
Tufts deferred me. Those brutes!
Eh, I don't really care that much. My mom was kinda torn up about it.
She thinks it was somehow her fault because my Tax Return wasn't filed. This is utter nonsense, however.
Now I must wait until April for a decision and most terribly I have to write up my other applications with haste. I had this coming to me.
Next order of business...
Ghost in the Machine...
An interesting film.
Basically for those who have not witnessed this wily work, it is about a serial killer, nicknamed "THE ADDRESS BOOK KILLER" because he steals people's address books and kills the people in them. Hold on, it gets MUCH better. When he gets his hands on a woman's address book while working his cover job at COMPUTER UNIVERSE, he tells his boss that he wishes to return it later that night. In actuality, he wants the lady, would you believe, dead!? However, a storm develops and the heavy traffic wears on the killer, causing him to drive on the opposite side of the highway where he falls off the road and flips over. (While chuckling) When brought to the hospital he is given an MRI. The data on the monitors is extensive! But a lightning bolt strikes and causes the electrical equipment to go haywire! The man dies...or rather he is transfered into the computer system as a manifestation of his MRI data. He now has the ability to travel through phone and electrical lines, into and out of appliances and motor vehicles, and to any location in the world essentially. He is able to microwave a man to death in his kitchen, drown a dog with swimming pool cleaning equipment, electrocute a skanky babysitter while utilizing the dishwasher (That switches from the modes "Clean" to "Agitate" to "EXPLODE" to lastly "DIE"), and incinerate a vehicle safety supervisor via hand blow dryer [A.K.A. Latent Flamethrowing Device] . Then a master computer hacker puts the pieces together, in a nutshell, and devises a plan using Ohio Tech's Atom Smasher and magnetic field to capture this virtual villain and smash the electricity into fragments of atoms (Which is a damn lie). He also implements a computer virus, genius-ly developed in moments, to force the killer into the Atom Smasher. All is going to plan when the killer begins to ooze from the terminals in a series of colors, numbers, letters, and symbols. All is saved however, when the master hacker fixes the terribly destroyed Atom Smasher with merely his laptop in hand, sucking the killer into the system and rendering stock footage of an explosion simultaneously. An utter triumph!
Therefore, All is good. I never have homework anymore and I will not let life's trivial matters have an adverse effect on me any further. Aqua La Vista.
Eh, I don't really care that much. My mom was kinda torn up about it.
She thinks it was somehow her fault because my Tax Return wasn't filed. This is utter nonsense, however.
Now I must wait until April for a decision and most terribly I have to write up my other applications with haste. I had this coming to me.
Next order of business...
Ghost in the Machine...
An interesting film.
Basically for those who have not witnessed this wily work, it is about a serial killer, nicknamed "THE ADDRESS BOOK KILLER" because he steals people's address books and kills the people in them. Hold on, it gets MUCH better. When he gets his hands on a woman's address book while working his cover job at COMPUTER UNIVERSE, he tells his boss that he wishes to return it later that night. In actuality, he wants the lady, would you believe, dead!? However, a storm develops and the heavy traffic wears on the killer, causing him to drive on the opposite side of the highway where he falls off the road and flips over. (While chuckling) When brought to the hospital he is given an MRI. The data on the monitors is extensive! But a lightning bolt strikes and causes the electrical equipment to go haywire! The man dies...or rather he is transfered into the computer system as a manifestation of his MRI data. He now has the ability to travel through phone and electrical lines, into and out of appliances and motor vehicles, and to any location in the world essentially. He is able to microwave a man to death in his kitchen, drown a dog with swimming pool cleaning equipment, electrocute a skanky babysitter while utilizing the dishwasher (That switches from the modes "Clean" to "Agitate" to "EXPLODE" to lastly "DIE"), and incinerate a vehicle safety supervisor via hand blow dryer [A.K.A. Latent Flamethrowing Device] . Then a master computer hacker puts the pieces together, in a nutshell, and devises a plan using Ohio Tech's Atom Smasher and magnetic field to capture this virtual villain and smash the electricity into fragments of atoms (Which is a damn lie). He also implements a computer virus, genius-ly developed in moments, to force the killer into the Atom Smasher. All is going to plan when the killer begins to ooze from the terminals in a series of colors, numbers, letters, and symbols. All is saved however, when the master hacker fixes the terribly destroyed Atom Smasher with merely his laptop in hand, sucking the killer into the system and rendering stock footage of an explosion simultaneously. An utter triumph!
Therefore, All is good. I never have homework anymore and I will not let life's trivial matters have an adverse effect on me any further. Aqua La Vista.