(no subject)
As of late a dark trend has begun to emerge among the youth of america. This trend is disturbing in of itself but also equally unsettling is the potential for far greater evil in the future.
I speak of course, of sneakers with built in wheels. Thus far the plague of wheels has confined itself to youth no older than 12 to 13 years, but still the outlook for a cure is grim.
Some claim the plague of wheels is benign, not cause for concern. Untrue says I. Once it becomes acceptable for people to have wheels on their legs the next step is wheels on their hands. And once our children have wheels on their hands they will no longer be children.
They will be FUCKING WHEELERS!!!!!
This link is a video computer composite of what america could look like in 50 years if the sneakers with wheels trend is allowed to continue.
Not on my watch...
I speak of course, of sneakers with built in wheels. Thus far the plague of wheels has confined itself to youth no older than 12 to 13 years, but still the outlook for a cure is grim.
Some claim the plague of wheels is benign, not cause for concern. Untrue says I. Once it becomes acceptable for people to have wheels on their legs the next step is wheels on their hands. And once our children have wheels on their hands they will no longer be children.
They will be FUCKING WHEELERS!!!!!
This link is a video computer composite of what america could look like in 50 years if the sneakers with wheels trend is allowed to continue.
Not on my watch...