Watch this space
I'm in that kind of mood today where regular people would maybe decide to get their nails done on a whim, but instead I decide it's a Good Idea to shave my head (1999) or dye my hair pink (2000) or purple (2001) or move to California to some nutball's house I barely know (2002). I haven't yet decided whether I should burn down the garage or convert to Islam, but at least my hair is pinned back out of the range of annoyance.