Lust In The Dust
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THE TOP FIVE YUMMY CELEBRITIES!
Okay, everybody has played (at least in their own mind" the "Who Would You Do?" game regarding the rich and famous. Well, my roommate PHP claims to have never done it until I asked him his top five, but I think that's a load of crap. Sooner or later, you see somebody cross the silver screen or the small one and a little voice in the back of your head says, "That piece of flesh just made the list, boss. Yum-my!"
If this seems overly crass to you, it's supposed to be. This isn't romance and deep conversation we're talking about; this is sex, folks. Pure and simple. So without any further drum-beating, here's my own top five.
5. Amy Brenneman. I'll be the first to admit that Judging Amy is a rather tepid melodrama. However, I watched Your Friends & Neighbors and couldn't understand how Aaron Eckhart was having a problem in the bedroom with her. Yeah, that was crass. Whatever. Mmmm.
4. Sherilyn Fenn. I already did a take earlier how about I knew Agent Cooper on Twin Peaks was gay because when he walked into his bedroom and found Miss Fenn naked in his bed he told her to get dressed, so I won't go over it again. Except I just did. Oh well; it was worth it to revisit that scene. Delicious.
3. Drew Barrymore. A few years ago, I read a story about how Alicia Silverstone (who just missed the cut) was judged to be "plump" in her Batgirl costume. I've also heard this bandied about Miss Barrymore. Don't you believe it. Real women have curves.
2. Alanis Morissette. Phenomenal singer. Looks great. Lush body. Killer smile. She's been on this list for a long time; when I first heard the album Jagged Little Pill back in college, I felt so bad for her that I wanted to take her home, tuck her into bed, make her chicken noodle soup and tell her that everything was going to be all right. Then I'd make her forget all about it. Side note: can you believe that the song "You Oughta Know" was written about David Coulier? In case you're wondering, he's the guy who played Uncle Joey on Full House. Kee-rist.
AND THE NUMBER ONE CANDIDATE. . .
1. Kate Winslet. Talented. Beautiful. Curves. Great hair. Okay, here's a confession for you: when I saw her in the nude drawing scene in Titanic, I said, "You know, even if old Leo takes the Great North Atlantic Plunge, if he gets to hit that, it'll be worth it." Back then, I wasn't really doing well with the ladies, as that statement evidences. However, she is completely droolable and I stand by her long-time (eight years and running) atop this list.
Heh. That was fun. By the way, this took me a long-ass fucking time to get the pictures, shrink and link them, so y'all better appreciate it. Word!
THE TOP FIVE YUMMY CELEBRITIES!
Okay, everybody has played (at least in their own mind" the "Who Would You Do?" game regarding the rich and famous. Well, my roommate PHP claims to have never done it until I asked him his top five, but I think that's a load of crap. Sooner or later, you see somebody cross the silver screen or the small one and a little voice in the back of your head says, "That piece of flesh just made the list, boss. Yum-my!"
If this seems overly crass to you, it's supposed to be. This isn't romance and deep conversation we're talking about; this is sex, folks. Pure and simple. So without any further drum-beating, here's my own top five.
5. Amy Brenneman. I'll be the first to admit that Judging Amy is a rather tepid melodrama. However, I watched Your Friends & Neighbors and couldn't understand how Aaron Eckhart was having a problem in the bedroom with her. Yeah, that was crass. Whatever. Mmmm.
4. Sherilyn Fenn. I already did a take earlier how about I knew Agent Cooper on Twin Peaks was gay because when he walked into his bedroom and found Miss Fenn naked in his bed he told her to get dressed, so I won't go over it again. Except I just did. Oh well; it was worth it to revisit that scene. Delicious.
3. Drew Barrymore. A few years ago, I read a story about how Alicia Silverstone (who just missed the cut) was judged to be "plump" in her Batgirl costume. I've also heard this bandied about Miss Barrymore. Don't you believe it. Real women have curves.
2. Alanis Morissette. Phenomenal singer. Looks great. Lush body. Killer smile. She's been on this list for a long time; when I first heard the album Jagged Little Pill back in college, I felt so bad for her that I wanted to take her home, tuck her into bed, make her chicken noodle soup and tell her that everything was going to be all right. Then I'd make her forget all about it. Side note: can you believe that the song "You Oughta Know" was written about David Coulier? In case you're wondering, he's the guy who played Uncle Joey on Full House. Kee-rist.
AND THE NUMBER ONE CANDIDATE. . .
1. Kate Winslet. Talented. Beautiful. Curves. Great hair. Okay, here's a confession for you: when I saw her in the nude drawing scene in Titanic, I said, "You know, even if old Leo takes the Great North Atlantic Plunge, if he gets to hit that, it'll be worth it." Back then, I wasn't really doing well with the ladies, as that statement evidences. However, she is completely droolable and I stand by her long-time (eight years and running) atop this list.
Heh. That was fun. By the way, this took me a long-ass fucking time to get the pictures, shrink and link them, so y'all better appreciate it. Word!