being nosy as hell is a family trait

[zombieboyband]

So this is the e mail my dad sent me back after I updated him on our adventures in potential kidnap witnessing"What I am writing here is not meant to scare you or your boyfriend, or dog, for that matter. It is professional, loving advice to just be careful and be very situationally aware. If homicide dicks are talking to you, it could be that based

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[citizenjess]

Go zombieboydad! If it helps our landlord has been a real creeper lately too so you know, sexual harassment solidarity YAY. We love you!

[zombieboyband]

You are the best at nicknames. Zombieboydad is a constant source of hilarity and I love him to bits.

I have been piecing together the landlord saga from your land tumblr and sweet baby jesus, has that escalated to impressive levels of bafflingly awkward. I have no idea what I'd do in that kind of "NOW KISS!" situation. But solidarity fist bump to you and the wife!

[zombieboyband]

From your LJ. Daaaamn you autocorrect. I am not stalking your land, I swear.

[citizenjess]

MY LAND TUMBLR