alternaverse, ho! Blink: Part 1
This is one of those times I wish my brain could just okay the skip to the fleshy parts? But NO. My brain is like, HERE, HAVE SOME EXPOSITION. I don't know; it's not like I don't love plotless violence and sex from other people... I probably could've finished this tonight except that I wasted two hours of my life looking through Gerard Way pictures
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I have the fight done to my satisfaction (OWL VS. BAT! FIGHT! street fighter music!), but it's the sex (because I feel like the whole idea is a challenge to fit sex in semi-believably) that is making me grind to a halt. OH NO BRUCE WHAT AM I DOING TO YOU? D:
And thank you for noticing the tenses switch. I considered keeping it super consistent throughout to narrate their actions, but I decided that was too hard, hahah. After all, it gets so close and dicey, and I figure Owlman's tense should win in his world--though I do think he sees things in a more immediate way. So I'll flip back to past in the end. Or rather, I already did, because the end is done.
OMG there is one line of dialog I wrote that cracks my shit up each time I read it, which makes me feel guilty because laughing at your own work is poor form. It has to do with batarangs.
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I can well imagine Bat/Owl sexytiems being incredibly difficult to write. I find it hard enough to prod Batman and Joker together into an uncompromising situation without either of them veering wildly OOC, so Batman and his own evil alter-ego? Yikes. I mean, I know they call him Bruce Vain, but ... heh. [WHY IS THE IDEA SO HOT, THOUGH? MY BRAIN IS BROKEN.]
It's never poor form to laugh at your own work! Especially when it involves batarangs-they're just inherently hilarious. And don't get me started on owlarangs. :D
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I totally wrote the sex! There were totally orgasms! I totally wrote it at 3 AM last night and I woke up today and looked it over and went: D: "That's not dun-con, that's TOTALLY non con! SO MUCH BLOOD." D: D: D:
So now I'm kind of eh on if I should post or rewrite or what. /throws hands up in the air
Batman and the Joker are oh so hard to get to getting it on without OOCness or a major disaster (zombies! both of them in arkham!), but at least they have a history. Bat/Owl has to happen quickly...I kind of think a situation where they both know OF each other (possibly through Joker/Jokester, because I assume dimension hopping is one of those things that just HAPPENS to them sometimes) might work better. Oh well. I might reboot the idea three months from now or something, hah.
I KIND OF LOVE THAT OWLMAN CAN CONSTANTLY TALK SHIT. At least my Owlman is all, "bats? pffft. LOSER."
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(Is it bad that I'm all, 'Yay, blood!' Issues, much? Ahem.)
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Owlman strikes me as a very non-consensual kinda guy.
HAHAH, yess. Kinda guy. Yes. He is.
I am usually yay blood, myself, but I currently don't know if I hit my own squick wall or not. I can't tell! It's all too close! I'm going to go jog now and contemplate how much I want to apologize to Bruce FOREVER.
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