OMG Dowdy!

[zoje_george]

Johnny Trash purchased a swimsuit for me for Christmas. I sent him links to three suits I liked and he picked this one in "double espresso" (dark brown) for me, from the three. Pretty, isn't it? It's more a swimdress and panty. All the suits I chose were two or three pieces that covered up a lot for two reasons: 1) I am turning 40 this year, no one

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[zoje_george]

Hmmmm, it shows up perfectly fine in the code... but it brought me back here too. I've repasted the link and it worked for me. Try again.

It's HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE! It turned me into my GRANDMOTHER, majea!

[zoje_george]

Bwaha!

Ah but that one comes in double espresso too, you see (click on "view swatches" underneath the pulldown for color selection). The swatches for MY suit were incomplete. Just blocks of color, and not even all the colors listed, so ordering "double espresso" was a shot in the dark.

[blue_lotus]

That suit (dark espresso) is cute. The granny one needs a flowered bathing cap. It's truly funny.

[zoje_george]

I aged like, TWENTY YEARS when I put it on. I TRIED to be fair when I was looking in the mirror, I said to myself, "All right, you're not giving it a chance, stand up straight." just like my gran used to when she'd make me try on some heinous clothing at the department store. But no, that didn't work, it just made me SOUND like my gran as well as LOOK like her.

[erinmorgenstern]

Dang.

[zoje_george]

Put you beyond words, eh?

[pescana]

I can see that being okay on someone, but not you. It's all wrong! Bad ugly pattern! Ew!

Bronze would be much nicer.

[ladyxoc]

What the hell is that? Some sort of camo pattern?

[metrocake]

Hey, if they deployed grandmothers in Iraq, THAT'S what they'd wear! :D

Operation Camo Granny...

[ladyxoc]

*snicker*

Beats my theory, which was a drunken dare at the dye factory.

[zoje_george]

Believe it or not, it's supposed to be flowers.