Johnny Trash purchased a swimsuit for me for Christmas. I sent him links to three suits I liked and he
picked this one in "double espresso" (dark brown) for me, from the three. Pretty, isn't it? It's more a swimdress and panty. All the suits I chose were two or three pieces that covered up a lot for two reasons: 1) I am turning 40 this year, no one needs to see acres of my ass on the beach; 2) Viet Nam is a modest country, there's no nude sunbathing and bikinis are frowned upon.
When I opened the package and saw the HIDEOUSNESS of the pattern, I screamed and dropped it on the floor.
After I got over my shock, I tried it on. This was quite possibly the dowdiest, frumpiest article of clothing I've ever put on my body.
seriouspenguin and the Penguin Consort agreed that the suit itself is cute and looks good on me, but the pattern, the pattern oh the HORROR.
Johnny Trash called awhile ago and said, "Hey, what's the deal with your swimsuit?"
"How'd you hear about THAT?!" Turns out he was just wondering when it was going to arrive. Heh.
They sent the wrong color, this is the "multi espresso" and the invoice indicates "dblespmulti" so it looks like they're a little confused about their own coding. I think when I send it back for exchange I'll request the bronze instead, just to be safe.