Dear Christian,
I tried to save a spider yesterday. I PICKED IT UP. And let it crawl in my hand so I could carry it to the outdoors. What did it do, you ask? You're probably thinking it did nothing. Because spiders NEVER HARM YOU!!! You are wrong.
It fucking crawled onto the back of my hand and bit me. [STILL. I carried it outside and hoped to GOD that it got stepped on.]
SO. With that. I will continue to be terrified of spiders and kill them. Because they hate me as much as I hate them. And I try and SAVE them from cats and they BITE me.
Thought you should know that I tried. And it didn't work out. So I don't ever plan on not killing a spider again.
It fucking crawled onto the back of my hand and bit me. [STILL. I carried it outside and hoped to GOD that it got stepped on.]
SO. With that. I will continue to be terrified of spiders and kill them. Because they hate me as much as I hate them. And I try and SAVE them from cats and they BITE me.
Thought you should know that I tried. And it didn't work out. So I don't ever plan on not killing a spider again.