So from what
vulpes mentioned in person, about a week ago, no, I don't actually hate Denver.
The pubs we went to for lunch were nice, having a Games Workshop store is cool, and if I had to buy furniture, IKEA seems like the best place for it. But there wasn't anything in particular that jumped out at me, no Little Five Points where you just gape at it thinking This place is sooo cool.
And anyone who wants to argue with my choice of example up there, Little Five Points has a comic book/music store. Your argument is automatically invalid.
So anyway, yeah, I imagine if you're from Bumfuck Colorado or Kansas then Denver is The Shit!, I'm just saying out of the cities my friends bug me to move to, it's not on the top of my list.