Or at least that modern cattle have been shrunk somewhat.  I can just imagine them sending us out for our Aurochs placement, and us being trampled to death.

I mean, I appreciate all the work that movements for equal rights for the vertically challenged have done, but I shuffle around the five foot mark, and cows are big.  I think that working in a ( Read more... )

Ahahaha, as soon as I get into a sort of lifestyle which allows me more internet access I resume my crappy posting habits.  I FAIL AT LIVEJOURNAL, HOORAY!

But I have been feeling bad about leaving anyone who may want to read incoherent ramblings with nothing to do besides follow the American elections.  Sarah Palin is a creationist psyco hunter and ( Read more... )

That all good things must come to an end. And that's what has happened, because I am now back in London. And soon I'll be in Israel, pretending not to be an obnoxious atheist. We'll see how that goes...I'm thinking probably not very well.

But yes, it's been a while since my last entry, and we've done a lot that I could never do justice in such a ( Read more... )

And I´m writing this on the worst keyboard yet ( Read more... )

 (As are my skills for naming journals)

Yes, I went to Bristol Zoo today!  It's a beautiful zoo, I liked it better than London Zoo personally.  No binties, but that's no problem.  No 'coon dogs either.

I got up early and had breakfast.  The hot chocolate was pretty crap, and I tried to improve it by putting Nutella in it.  It didn't work.  Tea ( Read more... )

I say very quick because I have just over 5 minutes of internet left.

Hello anyone who is there!  I made it!  The flights weren't so bad, and it was easy enough to get to the hotel, but now I'm just trying to work out what I'll do for the day.  I need time to think, but I don't want to waste a day...I think I'll go to the zoo.  I have directions ( Read more... )