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[likeahurricane]

--this on? [ Have a Naruto tapping the screen like this'll somehow make the device function the way he wants it to. There's a beat. He clears his throat. No, he's totally not blushing. ]

Hey, this worship stuff, it's not-- Uh. It's not what people are saying, right? I mean there's no way anyone would ever--

[ alkshgjs the flush that is not on

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[nobrassknuckles]

[This would be Sakura, pinching the bridge of her nose and absolutely not blushing even a little bit. Nope.]

Did you have to ask this so publicly? [Guess who also hasn't been getting a lot of sleep and is a little crabby?]

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[likeahurricane]

[ aoislkfmka SEES DAT BLUSH. Not stupid enough to comment on it, too busy wondering if he should start looking for hiding places. ]

But Sakura-chan! I dunno how else to ask it!

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[nobrassknuckles]

You could have asked someone -- [Okay, well, she's not sure either, this is how she found out. STILL. Annoyed by the second-hand embarrassment.]

Ugh, never mind! As far as I know, that's what it is. [Her cheeks are probably close to her hair color at this point.]

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[likeahurricane]

I didn't think you'd like it if I asked you. [ Sotto voce. His choice here is kinda limited after all. Might as well ask everyone!

Pause. PAAAAAUSE. Stare. ]

Then, have you..?

i thought i sent this like TEN MINUTES AGO wtf

[nobrassknuckles]

... maybe not, but I'd still have told you. [What. They're still teammates.]

Have I what?

[.... WAIT.

SPUTTERS.] NARUTO! NO! Of course not!

/SEKRITLY EATING UR TAGS (3 1/2

[likeahurricane]

[ Mumbles something about how she'd have HIT him too. Probably.

You heard nothing, Sakura. ]

[likeahurricane]

Ah! It was just a question! I was worried? Seems like everyone here's having sex with eachother, I dunno!

[ She's not the only one spluttering. It's a splutterfest up in here. ]

SPIT THOSE OUT

[nobrassknuckles]

[TOTALLY HEARD THAT but she won't comment for now. Revenge is a dish best served cold, or something like that. ... might have something to do with the fact that she's not physically there to hit him.]

I'm not going to have sex with someone just because a bunch stupid pervert gods want me to.

[Even though she's still quite flushed, she looks resolute on that point.]

NO THEY'RE TASTY

[likeahurricane]

Damn straight, Sakura-chan! Me either! [ Except that other girl is really pretty. But no, he is also resolute!

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Na, you're really red, y'know. [ Master of the Obvious strikes again! ]

THEY'RE NOT FOR EATING

[nobrassknuckles]

I am not! [Lies. But can you blame her?]

This whole thing sounds like it comes out of one of Kakashi-sensei's books.

TASTYYYYYY!!11

[likeahurricane]

Mn. Yeah, you are. [ Where are his self-preservation instincts already?! ]

Ahh. Just like Icha Icha Tactics! There was this one part where Yue got all tied up and-- [ Wait. Remembers who he's talking to. ] Uh. Nevermind.

>8| 1/2

[nobrassknuckles]

[It's an interesting shade she turns just then, where she doesn't know what to be more offended about: Naruto's refusal to drop it, the dirty book's plot she was nearly subjected to, the fact that he read those rags at all, or, well. Pretty much everything about this place.]

[nobrassknuckles]

Great. I've been sucked into one of Jiraiya's trashy porn novels.

[likeahurricane]

[ YOU DID NOT JUST DISS HIS DEAD SENSEI, SAKURA. HE LOVES YOU BUT. He's gonna just glare. A little? A tiny bit, really. As glares go, he's offered worse. ]

Tch. That pervy old sage's books had waaaay better plot than this place!

[nobrassknuckles]

[Technically, she didn't. Just his books.]

What the hell were you doing reading those, anyway? You're underage.

[likeahurricane]

[ SAME THING. ]

He used to make me proofread his manuscripts. [ Le shrug. He actually knows the word proofread. He actually knows what it means. TY JIRAIYA. ]